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    30 June

    If you fly this weekend, read this story

     
    Hello everyone!
     
    I found a story that if you fly especially this weekend, you should read.
     
     
    Middle Seat: Space Race — A Battle Looms for the Overhead Bins
     
    As checked-bag fees pile up, travelers should brace for carry-on overload.
    By Scott McCartney, The Wall Street Journal

     

    The carry-on-baggage police will soon be out in force at airports.
     
    As American, United and US Airways prepare to start collecting fees on every piece of checked luggage, including $30 round trip to check one bag and an additional $50 round trip to check a second, they are also getting ready to strictly enforce limits on carry-on baggage — which are commonly flouted — in hopes of minimizing delays and disruption as flights board. Battles with customers likely will ensue, and fliers will be peppered with baggage-rule announcements, adding more aggravation to the already trying travel experience.
     
    AMR Corp.'s American and UAL Corp.'s United will station airline employees or hired contract workers at entrances to security screening lanes to intercept customers exceeding the carry-on limit of one bag small enough to fit in an overhead bin and one "personal item" like a purse or briefcase. That could slow passengers trying to get through security, and collecting the fee at ticket counters and airport curbs could make lines longer. Boarding airplanes could be slower, too, with heightened stress as customers maximize carry-ons to avoid fees and then push to board early enough to find space in overhead cabin bins.
     
    American plans to more aggressively pull customers aside at boarding gates if the airline thinks they have too much carry-on baggage, as well as step up announcements about size limits in gate areas and on airplanes. United says it is still formulating its plans, but may try to gate-check bags for customers in later boarding groups before boarding begins for fully booked flights.
     
    All three airlines say it's possible that metal templates — which prevent larger bags from making it through X-ray machines — will be reintroduced. That's a tactic that angered many customers in the past and was eliminated when the Transportation Security Administration took control of screening after the 2001 terrorist attacks.
     
    "It's something we've looked at in the past and may look at again," says Mark Dupont, American's senior vice president of airport services planning.
     
    United is in favor of bringing back templates, says Senior Vice President Scott Dolan, and US Airways Group Inc. President Scott Kirby says a return of baggage templates is "likely" at some airports. While security checkpoints are controlled by the TSA, airlines can pressure the federal agency to allow templates if a checkpoint serves a single airline, or several airlines with the same policy on templates.
    The TSA says it is "closely monitoring" the situation and could move staff if there's a broad shift from checked bags to carry-ons. TSA spokesman Christopher White says the agency hasn't yet received any requests to reinstall templates. It could be a hard sell. "Strictly enforcing baggage limitations is an airline function," says Mr. White. "TSA is focused on security."
     
    US Airways says it will add staff to help with increased transaction time at ticket counters, but as customers adjust and check fewer bags, the problem should dissipate. One area of concern: With more carry-on bags, some flights that already have the maximum number of bags loaded in cargo holds may have nowhere to put more bags if overhead bins fill up at departure time.
     
    "Carry-on rules will be enforced," Kirby says. The airline does hope the new fee will result in customers packing lighter.
     
    Less luggage will reduce airlines' fuel bills a bit since the heavier planes are, the more fuel they burn. US Airways says its fuel costs per passenger, including international flights, now average $299 on a round-trip ticket, in line with estimates compiled in last week's Middle Seat column. Its average round-trip fare is under $500, US Airways says.
     
    That leaves the airline little choice but to impose fees, says US Airways Chief Executive Douglas Parker. "We think that it's a change that is appropriate and required," he says. The fee will stick unless US Airways finds consumers won't fly an airline with a first-bag fee, Parker says. A more likely outcome is that rather than change airlines, travelers will change how they pack — toting less on trips and stuffing as much as they can into carry-on cases.
     
    Another cost-saving change: US Airways is ending free sodas on its flights beginning in August. Coffee, bottled water and soft drinks will cost $2; alcoholic drinks will be raised to $7 from $5.
     
    For many travelers, the most odious aspect of the baggage fee is the anticipated battle for overhead-bin space. To make sure they can find room, some customers already push their way through boarding queues. Passengers struggle to stuff large bags into small bins, and flight attendants often find themselves taking bags off planes and checking them to their destinations once bins fill up. All this will likely get worse, though the airlines say that the new fee won't be collected in airplane cabins from customers who can't find space for their allowed carry-on bags.
     
    Bin battles can delay flights and leave customers frustrated. "This fee will just cause many people to drag all their worldly possessions into the cabin," says Michael Patnode, an American customer from Boston angered by the new fee. He'd prefer more realistic fares instead. "Any business that charges less than its costs deserves to go bankrupt, and it's clear the airlines have cut their costs to the point that the product is completely unappealing," he says.
    American's Dupont says much of the response his airline has received from customers after first announcing the fee has centered on concerns about the airport and boarding experience. American says it is prepared to deal with the changes and hopes bottlenecks won't be created.
     
    The airline's baggage operation has struggled for many months. Through the first four months of this year, American has been worst among major airlines in baggage reliability, mishandling at least one bag for every 141 passengers, and worst among all U.S. airlines in on-time dependability. In 2007, only US Airways was worse than American among major carriers in the on-time category.
     
    American's first-bag fee, which applies to travel in the U.S. and Canada, went into effect for tickets bought Sunday or later. American says it will affect more than 24 million fliers annually, or roughly one-third of domestic passengers. (About half of its customers don't check bags.) Elite-level frequent fliers or people buying full-fare coach tickets or first-class tickets are exempt, as are passengers connecting to international flights and active-duty military personnel.
     
    The rules are complicated — even Dupont had to check when asked on how the fee applied to so-called code-share arrangements, when one airline sells another's seats as its own. (The rules of the first airline you fly apply, regardless of which airline sold you the ticket.)
     
    All told, American will increase revenue by more than $350 million annually with the fee. That's a small drop in the oil barrel, since it expects to pay $2.6 billion more for fuel this year than in 2007, but the carrier says it hasn't been able to raise fares enough to cover its costs, so it's instituting new fees.
     
    American says it hopes to minimize the impact on check-in lines at airports by making its kiosks able to collect fees with a credit-card swipe. Skycaps, too, will be able to collect baggage fees, and the $2 fee to check bags curbside with a skycap will be dropped.
     
    While United and US Airways both matched American's first-bag fee late last week, other airlines have resisted, at least so far. That could change any day, especially if competitors see customers paying the fee with no drop in ticket sales. But some carriers may see the first-bag fee as an opportunity to differentiate service at a time when it's hard to distinguish between U.S. airlines.
     
    Continental Airlines Inc., for example, tried to set itself apart from the pack by continuing to serve meals on flights after 2001 when other airlines were switching to buy-on-board sandwiches and snacks. Continental did match the $50 round-trip fee for checking a second piece of luggage, but not the first-bag fee yet. A spokesman declined to comment on baggage fees.
     
    Delta Air Lines Inc. last week said it didn't plan to charge for the first bag. "This would not be good for customers, and it could be operationally difficult as customers try to bring all of their luggage onto the aircraft," says spokeswoman Betsy Talton.
     
    To that, many travelers say amen.

    George Carlin's memorial service

     
    Hello everyone!
     
    I found a story about George Carlin's memorial service; this sounds like the way he wanted to be remembered.
     
     
    Published - Jun 30 2008 04:42AM PDT | AP

    By JOHN ROGERS - Associated Press Writer

    He was the comedian who actually said the seven words you can never say on television, but close friends and family members remembered George Carlin as a man who, when he was off stage, had only a kind word for everyone he met.

    A memorial is set up on the star of comedian George Carlin Monday, June 23, 2008, on the Hollywood Walk of Fame in Los Angeles. Carlin, who died of heart failure Sunday at 71, leaves behind not only a series of memorable routines, but a legal legacy. (AP Photo/Nick Ut)

    A memorial is set up on the star of comedian George Carlin Monday, June 23, 2008, on the Hollywood Walk of Fame in Los Angeles. Carlin, who died of heart failure Sunday at 71, leaves behind not only a series of memorable routines, but a legal legacy. (AP Photo/Nick Ut)

    At a private memorial service Sunday attended by some 150 people." That was as small as we could keep it," chuckled Carlin's daughter, Kelly Carlin McCall, her father was memorialized by comedians Bill Maher, Garry Shandling and others as someone who had no enemies, in part because he was nice to everyone he spoke to.

    "What everyone said tonight is if you spent time with my father, whether it was five seconds or five hours, he was kind, attentive, very connected to you, compassionate," said Carlin's daughter.

    Among those who spoke at the service, which was closed to the public and news media, was Shandling, who told of being a teenage college student when he sought out Carlin nearly 40 years ago.

    "My dad read his material and encouraged him to continue on, which was a life-changing moment in Gary's life," McCall told The Associated Press after the service.

    Overall, Carlin's daughter said, the service was a happy event, one presided over in part by her father himself, who spoke from a montage of video clips assembled from his 51-year career.

    Carlin, who died June 22 of heart failure, recorded nearly two dozen albums, 14 HBO comedy specials, wrote three best-selling books and appeared in numerous movies and TV shows.

    "It was a very, very light event, as he wanted it," McCall said of the two-hour service. "He wanted a lot of laughter. I'd say 90 percent of it was laughing and just remembering what he brought to us in his funny way."

    Although his standup routines were often filled with four-letter words, so many that early in his career Carlin was sometimes hauled off stage and taken to jail his dead-on ability to highlight the absurdities of everyday life, and do so in such comical voices and faces, made his humor come across as anything but harsh.

    And although famous for four-letter words, Carlin, 71, did not always use them. He was also Mr. Conductor on the children's show "Shining Time Station," Fillmore the hippie van in the 2006 children's movie "Cars," and the guest host of the first "Saturday Night Live" episode ever broadcast. That 1975 show was replayed by NBC on Saturday night in his honor.

    There also was more to Carlin than just the comedian, said McCall, and that too was reflected at her father's funeral.

    He loved music, and his service was attended by Kenny Rankin, who sang "Here's That Rainy Day," and Spanky McFarland of the 1960s pop group Spanky and Our Gang, who performed the song "Coming Home."

    Other speakers included Carlin's older brother, Patrick, his partner, Sally Wade, and his former standup partner, Jack Burns. Carlin's wife, Brenda Hosbrook Carlin, died in 1997.

    Carlin and Burns had met in 1960, and although they worked as a comedy duo only briefly they remained lifelong friends.

    In an earlier AP interview, Burns recalled Carlin calling him several times a year to remind him of such things as the anniversary of the day they met, the day they did their first show together and, in one less-than-joyful incident, the day they were jailed for armed robbery in Texas in a case of mistaken identity.

    That's just the sentimentalist he was, said McCall, who is Carlin's only child.

    "He went out of his way to make sure friends and family members, if they needed anything, he was there for them," she said. "He was a complete man. He was more than just the seven words you can never say on television."

     

    Beloved was just here an hour earlier

     

    Hello everyone!
     
    When I looked at the news this morning on the 'net, I was shaked to the core. Beloved was just here an hour before; you always worry when your beloved drives a big rig, but never would you think that you might see or be involved in a multiple helicopter crash in midair!
     
     
     

    Published - Jun 30 2008 02:14AM PDT | AP

    By AMANDA LEE MYERS and CHRIS KAHN - Associated Press Writers

    A helicopter ferrying a patient with a medical emergency from the Grand Canyon collided into another chopper carrying a patient near a northern Arizona hospital, leaving six people dead and critically injuring a nurse.

    The collision Sunday east of Flagstaff Medical Center was a few hundred yards away from a neighborhood that was spared the falling debris. Officials said they were unable to provide an account of what preceded the crash.

    Lawrence Garduno, who lives about a half mile from the crash, said he heard a loud boom that rattled the windows. He drove toward the hospital and stopped to see the burning wreckage. "It kind of scares me," Garduno said. "If this had happened a half mile closer, it could have fallen on our house."

     

    Map locates Flagstaff, Ariz., where two helicopters collided killing at least seven people; 1c x 2 inches; 46.5 mm x 50.8 mm
    Map locates Flagstaff, Ariz., where two helicopters collided killing at least seven people.
     

    An explosion on one of the aircraft after the crash injured two emergency workers who arrived with a ground ambulance company. They suffered minor burns and were spending the night at the hospital, but their injuries were not life-threatening. The crash, about 130 miles north of Phoenix, also sparked a 10-acre brush fire that was contained.

     

    Coconino County Sheriff Search and Rescue units secure the scene after two medical helicopters collided Sunday afternoon about a half-mile from Flagstaff Medical Center, killing six people and critically injuring another Sunday, June 29, 2008, in Flagstaff, Ariz. (AP Photo/Ross D. Franklin)

    Coconino County Sheriff Search and Rescue units secure the scene after two medical helicopters collided Sunday afternoon about a half-mile from Flagstaff Medical Center, killing six people and critically injuring another Sunday, June 29, 2008, in Flagstaff, Ariz. (AP Photo/Ross D. Franklin)

    One of the helicopters was operated by Air Methods from Englewood, Colo., and the other was from Classic Helicopters of Woods Cross, Utah. Both aircraft were Bell 407 models, said Ian Gregor, a spokesman with the Federal Aviation Administration.

    Three people on the Air Methods aircraft, including the patient, died. On the Classic helicopter, the pilot, paramedic and patient all died. A flight nurse on the Classic helicopter suffered extensive injuries and was in critical condition at the hospital.

    Matt Stein, a program director and lead pilot with Classic Helicopters subsidiary Classic Lifeguard Aeromedical Services in Page, Ariz., said his company's crew was landing at Flagstaff Medical Center carrying a patient with a medical emergency from the Grand Canyon's South Rim.

    "We've been in business 20 years, and these are the first fatalities we've experienced," Stein said. "They were all heroes. They were out doing a great service for their communities."

    Stein didn't tell The Associated Press the names of the crash victims, except to say that the pilot for Classic was experienced with more than 10,000 hours of flight time. He added that it's rare for two medical helicopters to attempt to land at a hospital at the same time.

    Flagstaff Medical Center doesn't have flight controllers, he said, and it's up to the pilots to watch each other as they approach.

    Air Methods officials didn't return calls from the AP on Sunday night.

    The helicopters spread debris across the scene. "They're not recognizable as helicopters," said Capt. Mark Johnson, a spokesman for the Flagstaff Fire Department.

    The FAA is sending inspectors to investigate.

    Hospital officials declined requests to interview the hospital president and the two burn victims.

    It was the largest loss of life involving helicopters in Arizona since two news helicopters collided last summer while covering an auto chase near Phoenix, killing all four people on board.

    27 June

    This is kinda cool

     
    Hello everyone!
     
    I was surfing the 'net and found this story about one of my favorite sodas (when I drink one.)
     
     
    Dr. Pepper Wins Wedding Auction

    Dr. Pepper Snapple reportedly told Gray it would launch a Web site to find her a bridesmaid or provide a surprise guest for the slot.
     
    Friday, June 27, 2008
     
    DC27DrPepperOval.jpg
     
     
    A Virginia woman who auctioned off a bridesmaid spot in her wedding party got a pleasant surprise courtesy of Dr Pepper.

    The winning eBay bid of $5,700 was made by a representative for Dr Pepper Snapple Group who told hairdresser Kelly Gray Wednesday night that the beverage company wouldn't be honoring the online bid. Instead, it would be donating $10,000 for her wedding and supplying all the beverages, the Norfolk Virginian-Pilot reported Thursday.

    "I want to pass out, and I can't stop crying," Gray said shortly after the end of the auction which she conducted to help pay for her previously planned low-budget wedding. "I'm very, very thankful, and very blessed."

    Dr. Pepper Snapple reportedly told Gray it would launch a Web site to find her a bridesmaid or provide a surprise guest for the slot.

    26 June

    If you drive for a living, good news from IRS

     

     
    Hello everyone!
     
    One of the biggest part of my job is to drive from one adult to another which means I drive between 100-130 miles every five days for work. My boss just sent us a wonderful email from the IRS. If you drive for your job, you must read this since it's effective July 1, 2008.
     
     

    IRS Increases Mileage Rates through Dec. 31, 2008

     

    IR-2008-82, June 23, 2008

    WASHINGTON — The Internal Revenue Service today announced an increase in the optional standard mileage rates for the final six months of 2008. Taxpayers may use the optional standard rates to calculate the deductible costs of operating an automobile for business, charitable, medical or moving purposes.

    The rate will increase to 58.5 cents a mile for all business miles driven from July 1, 2008, through Dec. 31, 2008. This is an increase of eight (8) cents from the 50.5 cent rate in effect for the first six months of 2008, as set forth in Rev. Proc. 2007-70.

    In recognition of recent gasoline price increases, the IRS made this special adjustment for the final months of 2008. The IRS normally updates the mileage rates once a year in the fall for the next calendar year.

    "Rising gas prices are having a major impact on individual Americans. Given the increase in prices, the IRS is adjusting the standard mileage rates to better reflect the real cost of operating an automobile," said IRS Commissioner Doug Shulman. "We want the reimbursement rate to be fair to taxpayers."

    While gasoline is a significant factor in the mileage figure, other items enter into the calculation of mileage rates, such as depreciation and insurance and other fixed and variable costs.

    The optional business standard mileage rate is used to compute the deductible costs of operating an automobile for business use in lieu of tracking actual costs. This rate is also used as a benchmark by the federal government and many businesses to reimburse their employees for mileage.

    The new six-month rate for computing deductible medical or moving expenses will also increase by eight (8) cents to 27 cents a mile, up from 19 cents for the first six months of 2008. The rate for providing services for charitable organizations is set by statute, not the IRS, and remains at 14 cents a mile.

    The new rates are contained in Announcement 2008-63 on the optional standard mileage rates.

    Taxpayers always have the option of calculating the actual costs of using their vehicle rather than using the standard mileage rates.

     

    Mileage Rate Changes

    Purpose 

      Rates 1/1 through 6/30/08 

      Rates 7/1 through 12/31/08 

    Business

    50.5

    58.5

      Medical/Moving    

    19

    27

    Charitable

    14

    14

     
     
    25 June

    Wish I could have bought something here

     

    Hello everyone!
     
    I was surfing the 'net and found this interesting story from New York for a great cause.
     

    43 grand for the blood of Tony Soprano

    Published - Jun 25 2008 03:58PM PDT | AP
     
     
    This undated file photo supplied by Christie's auction house shows a costume worn by the character Tony Soprano, played by actor James Gandolfini in HBO's series ''The Sopranos.'' The striped short bathrobe paired with a white tank top, light blue striped boxers and a pair of leather slippers will be sold in New York on June 25, 2008 during Christie's Pop Culture auction. It is being sold by James Gandolfini, aka Tony Soprano to benefit wounded soldiers in Iraq and Afghanistan.The items were worn during numerous episodes throughout the series' six seasons, which ended last June. (AP Photo/Christie's Images, Ltd., File) 
     
     
    This undated file photo supplied by Christie's auction house shows a costume worn by the character Tony Soprano, played by actor James Gandolfini in HBO's series ''The Sopranos.'' The striped short bathrobe paired with a white tank top, light blue striped boxers and a pair of leather slippers will be sold in New York on June 25, 2008 during Christie's Pop Culture auction. It is being sold by James Gandolfini, aka Tony Soprano to benefit wounded soldiers in Iraq and Afghanistan.The items were worn during numerous episodes throughout the series' six seasons, which ended last June. (AP Photo/Christie's Images, Ltd., File)
     

    One used, black and beige short-sleeve polo shirt, a tank top and black pants: $43,750.

    Inflation run amok? Nope, just the premium you pay for the blood of Tony Soprano.

    Twenty-five outfits worn by James Gandolfini's alter ego raised $187,750 at auction Wednesday for a charity that aids wounded soldiers in Iraq and Afghanistan. Gandolfini attended part of the Christie's auction with a soldier from the nonprofit Wounded Warrior Project.

    The highest bid was for the faux-bloodstained suit of clothes, including the shirt, tank top and pants the actor wore in a scene when Tony is shot by a demented Uncle Junior.

    The next highest bid was $21,250 for a four-piece costume that included a blue, red and yellow striped robe and boxer shorts that Tony wore in numerous episodes of the smash HBO series.

    Other top-selling outfits included a tan cotton bathrobe with lavender trim and 'S' insignia on the breast pocket that was featured in the pilot when Tony fetched the morning paper and fed the ducks in his pool. It fetched $13,750.

    All of the outfits were authenticated by Gandolfini and many had the original production tags attached.

     

    http://www.woundedwarriorproject.org/

     

    This is terrible, twice in less than a year

     
    Hello everyone!
     
    I was surfing the 'net and found a disturbing story from NC. Have you heard?
     
     

    Police say pregnant soldier's death 'suspicious'

    23-year-old is second pregnant GI to die in North Carolina this year

     

    updated 1:13 a.m. PT, Wed., June. 25, 2008
     

    FAYETTEVILLE, N.C. - Authorities say they are investigating the "suspicious" death of a pregnant soldier whose body was found at a Fayetteville motel.

    Spc. Megan Lynn Touma was identified Tuesday, two days after her body was found in a motel room. The 23-year-old dental specialist with the 19th Replacement Company was from Cold Springs, Ky., and was originally born in Seoul, South Korea.

    The Fayetteville Police Department called the death suspicious. Authorities said they do know not the cause of death but said Touma was seven months pregnant at the time.

    Touma is the second pregnant soldier to die in North Carolina this year. Lance Cpl. Maria Lauterbach was found dead near Camp Lejeune in January, and a fellow Marine has been charged in her death.

     

     

    Megan Lynn Touma

     

    Police are calling a pregnant soldier's death "suspicious" after officials found her body Sunday at a Fayetteville, N.C., motel just days after she arrived at Fort Bragg from Germany.

    Spc. Megan Lynn Touma was identified Tuesday, two days after her body was found in a motel room when guests complained of a foul odor. The 23-year-old dental specialist with the 19th Replacement Company was from Cold Spring, Ky., and was born in Seoul, South Korea.

    The Fayetteville Police Department called the death suspicious. Police told FOX affiliate WRAL-TV it appeared Touma had been dead for a couple of days and the condition of her body made it difficult to determine the cause of death.

    The state medical examiner has completed an autopsy on Touma, FOX News has learned, but results have not been released yet to authorities.

    "We're shocked, first and foremost," said Maj. Angela Funaro, a spokeswoman at Fort Bragg, at a press conference Wednesday. "It's always sad when you lose a soldier and on top of that, here's a beautiful young woman; she was seven months pregnant. It's just sad and deeply troubling.

    "We want to find out what happened to her, and we want to make sure that we and her family get all the answers that we can to find out what happened here," Funaro continued.

    WKRC-TV, a CBS affiliate in Cincinnati, reported that Touma was married. WKRC reported Touma's maiden name as Heine, and her brother Brad Heine's MySpace page featured a tribute to his sister.

    "At this time she's single," Funaro said, adding Touma divorced her husband in 2007.

    Touma had just arrived at Fort Bragg on June 12 after spending three years assigned to the U.S. Army Dental Activity Clinic Bavaria in Bamberg, Germany.

    She had opted to live off base while she was settling in to her new assignment at Fort Bragg, Funaro said.

    "We want to convey the pride we feel in the job Spc. Megan Touma was doing serving our country," members of the 18th Airborne Corps and Fort Bragg command group told the Fayetteville (N.C.) Observer in a written statement. "The loss of Spc. Touma is very tragic and our heartfelt sympathy and prayers go out to the loved ones she leaves behind."

    Funaro said she hadn't verified reports Touma had requested Fort Bragg as an assignment.

    Touma was awarded the Army Achievement Medal, the Good Conduct Medal, the National Defense Service Medal, the Global War on Terrorism Service Medal and the Army Service Ribbon, according to the paper.

    Touma is the second pregnant service member to die in North Carolina this year. Lance Cpl. Maria Lauterbach was found dead near Camp Lejeune in January. A fellow Marine, Cpl. Cesar Laurean, has been charged in her death and is awaiting extradition from Mexico.

    Military officials said they didn't know if Touma had filed any complaints against anyone at her last post or here.

    "We have no knowledge that she had any complaints or filed any complaints at her previous assignments, and she only got here on the 12th of June so it's hard to imagine that she had any here," Funaro said.

    A private memorial service for Touma will be held Friday at Hope Chapel.

     
     
     

    Autopsy results awaited in pregnant soldier's death

    Posted: Today at 5:38 a.m.
    Updated: 23 minutes ago

    Authorities on Tuesday were awaiting the results of an autopsy to determine the cause of death of a pregnant Fort Bragg soldier, whose body was found last weekend at a Fayetteville motel.

    Spc. Megan Lynn Touma, 23, was identified Tuesday. Officials found her body in a room at the Fairfield Inn on Morganton Road after guests complained of an odor coming from it. She was seven months pregnant at the time of her death, police said.

    The decomposed condition of her body has made it difficult to determine the cause of death, police said, so her body was sent to the State Medical Examiner's Office in Chapel Hill for an autopsy.

    The Fayetteville Police Department called Touma's death suspicious. The department has been inundated with calls for information from media nationwide and has refused further comment until autopsy results come back or there are other developments in the case.

    Fort Bragg officials said Touma was assigned to the base June 12. A dental specialist from Cold Spring, Ky., who had been in the Army for five years, she previously was assigned to Army dental clinics in Germany and at Fort Drum, N.Y., officials said.

    "We were shocked," base spokeswoman Maj. Angela Funaro said Wednesday. "It's always sad when you lose a soldier, but on top of that, here's a beautiful, young woman – she was seven months pregnant. It's sad and deeply troubling.

    "We want to find out what happened to her and make sure we and her family get all the answers that we can."

    The Army is cooperating with Fayetteville police in their investigation, providing access to people to help establish a timeline, she said.

    Touma was last seen by base officials on June 13, Funaro said, but there were a number of tasks the soldier needed to carry out to complete her transition to Fort Bragg.

    She was staying at the motel while she looked for off-base living quarters, Funaro said. It was unknown whether the room was registered in her name.

    Touma divorced last year, Funaro said. Her ex-husband's whereabouts were unknown Wednesday.

    Funaro said she thought Touma requested the assignment to Fort Bragg, but she wasn't aware of any relationships the soldier might have had with others in the area.

    Touma's friends from Kentucky described her as outgoing and an avid runner. She was a cheerleader and a member of the cross country team in high school, they said.

    "(She was) just a sweetheart, always full of energy," friend Connie Nelson told WKRC-TV, a CBS affiliate in Cincinnati. "I can't imagine anything terrible like this happening to Megan. She was an awfully good kid."

    "She lived to run. She loved to run. She loved to meet people. She loved laughing. She'd just do anything to make anybody smile," friend Hope Hamlet told the station.

    Touma was from a military family, friends said, and she enlisted shortly after graduating from high school.

    She is the second pregnant service member to die under suspicious circumstances in North Carolina in recent months. Lance Cpl. Maria Lauterbach was found dead near Camp Lejeune in January. A fellow Marine, Cpl. Cesar Laurean, has been charged in her death and is awaiting extradition from Mexico.

    The 19th Replacement Company, where Touma was assigned, has scheduled a private memorial service for Friday.

    British man convicted of killing wife, daughter

     
    Hello everyone!
     
     
    British man convicted of killing wife, daughter
     
     
    updated 1 hour, 56 minutes ago

    WOBURN, Mass. - A British man who fled the U.S. after his wife and baby daughter were shot to death in their home was convicted on Wednesday of murdering them.

    Neil Entwistle, 29, was charged with fatally shooting his wife, Rachel, 27, and daughter, Lillian Rose, in their Boston-area home in January 2006.

    Prosecutors said Entwistle killed the two because he was dissatisfied with his sex life, and despondent about not being able to find a job and wanted to start a new life.

    Entwistle claimed his wife killed their 9-month-old child, then committed suicide.

    Jurors started deliberations Tuesday and told the judge they had reached a verdict after 2 p.m. Wednesday.

    'Two sides of Neil Entwistle'
    The couple had just moved into their rented home and appeared to be happy and madly in love with their daughter, according to numerous witnesses who testified during the three-week trial.

    But prosecutor Michael Fabbri said evidence pointed to "the two sides of Neil Entwistle," including his visits to Internet sex sites in the days and weeks before the slayings.

    A defense attorney told the jury that Rachel Entwistle shot the baby and committed suicide and that Neil Entwistle covered up her actions to "protect her honor."

    Fabbri dismissed the defense theory, noting that the couple had recently returned to the United States so Rachel could be near her family in Massachusetts. The couple had lived in England for several years before that.

    "Why would Rachel commit suicide?" Fabbri asked.

    "She was back home, she had her home, she had her car, she had her family, and she thought she had a loving husband," he said.

    Defense attorney Elliot Weinstein, said police failed to consider suicide because they immediately focused on Entwistle as a suspect when he flew home to England the day after the killings.

    Entwistle told police he returned home from running errands on Jan. 20, 2006, and found his wife and daughter cuddled together in bed, dead from apparent gunshot wounds.

    "Neil found Rachel and Lillian dead. Neil saw that (.22-caliber gun) and knew instantly what happened, and in those moments, he knew what he had to do," Weinstein said.

    Suicide theory
    Weinstein said Entwistle returned the gun to the home of his father-in-law, Joseph Matterazzo, so his wife's family would not know she had committed suicide. Police later determined that Matterazzo's .22-caliber handgun was used in the killings.

    "Everything that Neil did after finding Rachel and Lillian in that bedroom, he did because he loved them," Weinstein said.

    But Fabbri said the suicide theory "does not make commonsense." Holding the long-barreled gun before the jury, Fabbri said that in order to find suicide credible, the jury would have to believe that Rachel Entwistle shot her baby through the chest, had that bullet lodge in her own breast, then raise the gun over her head and shoot herself at the top of her head, just beyond her hairline.

    "It could not have happened the way they said it did," Fabbri said.

    Fabbri told jurors that it may be difficult for them to comprehend how a man could kill his wife and baby daughter. But he urged the jury to consider a string of failures in Entwistle's life in the months before the killings.

    After moving to Massachusetts, Entwistle was unable to find a job and had several Internet-based businesses fail. He had been looking for sex online through Web sites for escort services and a swingers' site called AdultFriendFinder.com.

    Weinstein said Entwistle had no motive to kill his wife and daughter, and said the Web sites he visited are used by millions of people every day.

     

    Update:

    A British man who fled the U.S. after his wife and baby were shot to death was convicted of murder Wednesday by a jury that rejected defense claims that the mother killed her daughter and herself as they snuggled in bed.

    Neil Entwistle, 29, closed his eyes and shook his head slightly upon being found guilty of two counts of first-degree murder in the deaths of his wife, Rachel, 27, and their 9-month-old baby, Lillian Rose.

    His parents immediately maintained their son's innocence and said he had not received a fair trial.

    "We know that our son Neil is innocent, and we are devastated to learn that the evidence points to Rachel murdering our grandchild and then committing suicide," his mother, Yvonne Entwistle, said outside the Middlesex District Courthouse.

    "I knew Rachel was depressed. Our son will now go to jail for loving, honoring and protecting his wife's memory," she said.

    Prosecutors allege Entwistle was in debt and dissatisfied with his sex life when he shot his family with his father-in-law's gun in January 2006. He then traveled 50 miles to return the gun to his father-in-law's home and bought a one-way airline ticket home to England. He was extradited less than a month later.

    The defense called no witnesses, but Entwistle's attorney claimed during closing arguments that Rachel Entwistle shot her baby and committed suicide. Entwistle claimed he returned the gun because he wanted to preserve his wife's honor.

    Prosecutors rejected the suicide claim, saying the bullet that killed Lillian went through the breast of Rachel Entwistle, who then would have had to have raised the gun over her head to kill herself.

    Jurors deliberated a day and a half before convicting Neil Entwistle of murder and two weapons charges.

    Sentencing was scheduled for Thursday morning. In Massachusetts, the sentence for first-degree murder is automatically life in prison without the possibility of parole.

    Rachel Entwistle's family did not immediately comment on the verdict.

    Prosecutors said Entwistle had been in a downward spiral since moving to the United States four months before the killings. He had been unable to find a job, had had several Internet businesses fail and had just moved into a $2,700-per- month rented home in Hopkinton.

    But a police detective testified about computer records that showed Entwistle trolled the Internet for local escort services and joined an online swingers' site.

    During the trial, jurors heard Entwistle discuss the killings in his own voice on three hours of recorded phone conversations he had with a state trooper in the week after the murders. He sobbed as a grisly crime scene video depicting the bodies of his wife and daughter was shown to the jury.

    Entwistle told police he returned home from running errands on the morning of Jan. 20, 2006, and found his wife and daughter cuddled together in bed, dead of apparent gunshot wounds.

    He stammered after Sgt. Robert Manning asked him repeatedly if he had done something "out of character" the day his wife and daughter were killed.

    "No, no, no," he said.

    "Of course, no, I couldn't do that. Why would I do that?"

    He struggled to explain why he never called police or sought medical help for his wife and daughter before flying back to England the day after the killings.

    Entwistle told Manning he was distraught and wanted to be consoled by his parents in Worksop, England. "Looking back on it, I don't know why I did things in the way that I did," he said.

     

     
     
     

    15 ways stores trick you into spending

     
    Hello everyone!
     
    Found an article that might interest you guys.
     
     
     
    15 ways stores trick you into spending
     
    Don't succumb to retailers' simple ploys. Here's how they get you to buy -- and 10 ways to fight back.

    Ever notice how you can go to a store to pick up just one thing and then, by the time you get to the check stand, you have five or six things in your cart and a bigger bill than you had anticipated?

    This happens over and over because department stores use an array of techniques (grocery stores use many of the same tactics) to get you to pick up these items. By itself, each technique isn't very strong -- it's the use of them in combination that is powerful.

    Here's a list of 15 of the best tricks. After the list, watch for 10 ways to combat these techniques so you can get in and out of stores with your finances intact.

    1. Shopping carts. Most department-store customers enter the store intending to buy only an item or two, but the shopping carts are right there by the entrance and, oh, wouldn't it be convenient to have it so I can lean on it a bit while walking around and to put my stuff in it?

    The cart has a huge bin compared with the size of most items for sale in the store, making it psychologically easy to toss in an item you don't need -- after all, there's room for plenty more, right?

    2. Desirable departments are far away from the entrance. Most of the items I go to a department store to buy, such as light bulbs and laundry detergent, are located many, many aisles from the entrance. This means I spend my time walking by a lot of consumer goods on my way to find the item I want.

    Because these consumer goods are effectively marketed to me, there's a good likelihood that I'll spy something that I don't necessarily need and toss it in the cart.

    3. The toy section is far, far, far away from the entrance. Naturally, if I take my son to the store, he wants to visit the toy section. He gets excited and starts shouting "Ball! Ball!" to me when we go in because he remembers the enormous plastic balls in the toy section.

    I tell him that if he's good, we'll go look at the balls, and at the end of the trip, we usually make our way over there. What do we see? Lots of children in that area, which means that there are parents that follow their children.. Impulse-oriented items are near the checkouts. Stores stock the latest DVD releases and "froth" magazines there, along with overpriced beverages and candy.

    Why? Because people leaving the store are thirsty, and they're going to be standing in line for a bit, which is the perfect place to hook them with some entertainment options.

    5. The most expensive versions of a product are the ones at eye level. Take a look sometime at the arrangement of different choices for a particular product, such as laundry detergent. Almost every time, the most expensive options per unit are placed at eye level, so you see them first when you enter an aisle. The bulk options and better deals are usually on the bottom shelves.

    6. Items that aren't on sale are sometimes placed as though they are on sale, without using the word "sale." I noticed this over and over with diapers; the department store would display a rack of them with a huge sign above them displaying the price, but it would be the same price I paid for them a week ago. Unsurprisingly, the diapers displayed like that were always the most expensive kind.

    7. Commodity items, such as socks, are surrounded by noncommodity items, such as shirts and jeans. If I'm looking to buy some socks, I have to traverse through a number of racks full of different types of clothing in the clothing section just to reach them.

    Why? If my mind is already open to the idea of buying clothes, I would be more likely to look at other clothing items.

    8. Slickly packaged items alternate with less slickly packaged items. Look carefully at an aisle of, say, potato chips. The ones with the bright and slick packaging are generally more expensive, which isn't surprising.

    But notice that there usually isn't a section of just inexpensive chips -- in most stores, they're sandwiched between more-expensive items. If there is a section of just inexpensive items, they're down by your feet (think about the inexpensive bagged cereals at your local supermarket).

    9. Stop, stop, stop. You add items to your cart only if you stop, right? So stores are designed to maximize the number of stops you have to make: aisles in which only two carts can fit, colorful and attractive layouts, escalators and, my favorite of all, sample vendors. Even if it's not conscious to you, every time you stop moving in a store, you increase your chances of putting something into your cart. . Staple items are placed in the middle of aisles, nonessential and overpriced items near the end. Why? If you enter an aisle to get a "staple" item (i.e., a high-traffic item), you have to go by the other items twice -- once on the way in and once on the way out. That gives these items two chances to make their pitch at you.

    11. Prices are chosen to make comparison math difficult. Instead of selling the 100-ounce detergent for $6 and the 200-ounce detergent for $11 (making it easier to figure out the better deal), they sell the 100-ounce for $5.99 and the 200-ounce for $10.89.

    Hey, look, they're basically the same, right, because five is half of 10? Uh, no.

    12. Stuff in bins isn't always a bargain. Higher-end stores will sometimes put items in "bins" to emulate the bargains found at cheaper stores, but the prices are still quite high. They just use the visual cue of a "bargain store" to make you think it is a bargain.

    13. High-markup items are made to look prestigious. If you see something in a glass case that has lots of space around it, your gut reaction is to believe that it is valuable and prestigious to own, and for many people it can be as attractive as a light to a moth. The truth is that these items typically have tremendous markup -- you're literally just buying an idea, not a product.

    14. The most profitable department is usually the first one you run into. Ever noticed that at Younkers, JC Penney, Kohl's and such stores, the cosmetic department is front and center? That's because it's very profitable, and by putting it in a place where people walk by time and time again, customers are more prone to making a purchase on an item with a very big markup.

    15. Restrooms and customer services are usually right by the exit or as far from the exit as possible. Why? If you need to use either one in the middle of a shopping journey, you have to walk by a lot of merchandise to reach the needed service, thus increasing your chances for an impulse buy.

    How can I fight back?

    Is there any wonder why people end up buying more than they need or buying sizes that are poor deals? With an array of techniques at their disposal, retailers can make a mint.

    Had enough? Here are 10 things you can do to fight back against these techniques:

    1. Don't use a shopping cart unless you need it. A cart, most of the time, is just a place to put stuff you don't need. If you're carrying a product, you're a lot more likely to consider whether it's a worthwhile purchase.

    2. Make a shopping list and stick to it. A list makes you focus on the items you intended to buy. Without it, you are much more prone to wandering and stumbling into "great buys" that you don't really need.

    3. Look at nothing but the prices and sizes. That's all the information you really need -- everything else is marketing. Find the one that has the best price for its size, get that one, and move on.

    4. Start at the back and work toward the front. If this is an option at all for you based on the store layout, do it. When you go in, head directly for the most distant item, then progress back toward the checkout aisles. If you do it the other way, you're prone to walk more slowly and tiredly toward the front after your shopping is done, leaving you open to lots of impulse buys on the way.

    5. Always look at the bottom shelf first. If you've found the section you want, start looking at the bottom shelf first. This is usually where the better per-unit deals are.

    6. Don't stop unless you're actively selecting an item. Displays are designed to beg you to stop for a moment and just look, which is often enough to get you to pick out the item. Even if something looks interesting, keep walking. You can study it as you go past and make up your mind later about the item.

    7. Never go by an item twice unless absolutely necessary. If you go down an aisle, start at one end and continue all the way out the other. Walking by an item once lets it sink into your short-term memory, giving just a hint of familiarity when you walk by it again, sometimes just enough to persuade you to buy it.

    8. Carry a pocket calculator -- or know how to use the one on your cell phone. Do the math yourself to find out what the best buy is because stores try to choose numbers that make drawing false conclusions quite easy.

    9. If you don't know for sure that it is a good deal, don't buy because you think it is a good deal. Stores use all kinds of visual cues to make you think something is a bargain when it's not (like the bin trick mentioned above). Don't buy anything because it's a "deal" unless you're sure that it really is an excellent bargain -- just walk away.

    10. At the checkout, rethink everything you put in your cart -- and don't hesitate to hand an item to the cashier and say you've changed your mind. Many people seem to have a guilt, or obligation, to buy an item that they've put into their cart. Don't. You're the customer -- you have the right to choose whether to buy. If you find something you don't want to buy, tell the cashier and don't buy it.

     
    24 June

    This was well named

    Nick Tahou Hots

    Restaurant Information
    Street address 320 West Main Street
    City Rochester
    State New York
    Zip 14608
    Website www.garbageplate.com
    Hello everyone!
     
    I was surfing the 'net and found this weird dish from New York that has been around forever; have you heard about it?
     
     

    Nick Tahou Hots is a Rochester, New York landmark restaurant famous for its Garbage Plate. The restaurant was founded by its namesake, Nick Tahou, who died in 1997 after running the establishment for over 50 years. Despite the many regional variants all based on the same theme (such as Penfield, Fairport, Henrietta, and Perinton Hots), Nick's is widely regarded as the original Garbage Plate (and, as holder of the trademark, the only restaurant able to use the name).

    A Garbage Plate is a carefully organized combination of one selection out of (cheeseburger, hamburger, steak, hot dogs, white hots, Italian sausage, breakfast sausage, fish, fried ham, Grilled Cheese, or eggs), which are placed on top of a choice of two out of four sides (home fries, French fries, baked beans, or macaroni salad). On top of that are the options of mustard and onions and the signature ingredient: Nick's "hot sauce" - a hot sauce found only in western NY. The primary ingredient may be from ground beef but the flavor comes from a secret blend of spices. The garbage plate also comes with a side of starchy white Italian-style bread and butter. Most patrons typically smother this in ketchup, mustard or a hot sauce, particularly Frank's Red Hot. A1 Steak Sauce is also usually available.

    One famous charitable tradition is the Nick Tahou's Garbage Plate Run sponsored by Sigma Phi Epsilon at the University of Rochester. Held annually in the spring, this three-man race begins at the UR River Campus, where runners go through the city for 2.2 miles to Nick Tahou's. Upon arrival of the first runner, a second teammate consumes a garbage plate as fast as possible. Once completed, a final runner runs back to campus completing the race. Some one-man teams attempt to finish all three tasks alone in a race appropriately titled the "Iron man." All proceeds collected from sponsors and entering contestants are donated to CURE. It is also a tradition for many Rochester Institute of Technology students to buy a garbage plate and eat it at Nick Tahou's grave site on his birthday.

    On a similar note, the Roberts Wesleyan College Male Cross Country team also has an annual tradition. The team runs 7 miles to Nick Tahou's, consumes a garbage plate, and then runs 7 miles back to campus. The only objective for this run is for each person to make it back to campus while still holding down the garbage plate, building both team unity and a strong stomach.

    Since 1979, there were two Nick Tahou Hots restaurants in Rochester: one located in downtown Rochester and the other satellite restaurant located on Lyell Avenue in the Rochester suburb of Gates. In 2007, Steve Tahou and his sister Joanne Tahou-Demkou, the children of Ike Tahou (Nick's brother), assumed full ownership of the Lyell Ave. location and renamed it "Steve T. Hots and Potatoes". Steve has returned to using Rochester-based Zweigle's hot dogs and Italian sausages, which were used in the original garbage plates at Nick's. The original West Main Street location will continue to use the trademarked "Nick Tahou" and "Garbage Plate" names, and will keep using the Nick Tahou Hot Dog branded dogs in their plates. While previously open all night, the downtown restaurant began closing at 8 P.M. in 1998 due to a spate of disturbances. Steve T.'s remains open twenty four hours a day. Peak times of business occur during the weekends shortly after 2 AM, when local bars close.

    There was also a short-lived Nick Tahou's operation in Oswego, New York, but not much is known about the location or its history.

    Nick's has been featured on Food Network's Unwrapped episode titled "Funny Foods" as well as the City in a Box Monopoly based board game showcasing famous Rochester landmarks. The garbage plate was also highlighted in the July 2007 issue of the US Airways in-flight magazine.

    A white hot garbage plate

    A white hot garbage plate.
     
    A hot dog garbage plate
    A hot dog garbage plate.
     
     

    23 June

    Bizzare "item" for sale on eBay

     
    Hello everyone!
     
    I was surfing the 'net before I went to bed tonight and found a really weird story from Australia.
     
     
     
    Ian is selling his whole life — home, car and even job — on eBay, blaming it all on his wife. But is it just a ploy to make him a millionaire?

    On paper, at least, Ian Usher's life sounds pretty close to perfect.

    The 44-year-old Briton, who emigrated to Perth in Western Australia six years ago, describes it thus: "I live in a nice house in a beautiful area of a fantastic city, in one of the most amazing countries in the world. I have a car, a motorbike, a jet ski, spa and much more.

     

    Ian Usher

    Moving on: Ian Usher wants a fresh start after his wife left him so he is selling his life

    "I live a great lifestyle; I go skydiving, snowboarding, diving, jet-skiing and kite-boarding. I have some great friends. I have a good job working with some wonderful people."

    But Usher is also surrounded by the agonising memories of a failed marriage. And, in a desperate bid to escape them, this week put his whole life up for sale week on internet auction site eBay for the starting price of one Australian dollar.

    "My whole life is for sale. Whatever it is, it's all going up for sale in one big auction," he says. "Everything I have and everything I am."

    And when Usher says everything, he means everything. The sale includes his house and everything in it, his car, his motorbike, even his friends and his job (in a rug store), dependent on a two-week trial period.

    Then there is all the equipment that goes hand in hand with Ian's outdoor, adventurous lifestyle: kite-surfing gear, bodyboards, a mountain bike and a skydiving outfit.

    The package, thought to be worth at least A$500,000 ? or £230,000 ? is a pretty attractive one for anyone open-minded enough to believe they can purchase themselves a ready-made life and seamlessly pick it up where Usher leaves off.

    But in truth, the whirlwind of publicity that has greeted Usher's announcement is likely to be far more lucrative.

    On the highly elaborate website he has set up in readiness for the auction in nearly 100 days' time, Usher gives tantalising details about his life story and the events leading up to the sale.

    He has clearly suffered heartache, although he is mysterious about exactly what went wrong with his marriage.

    As he intriguingly explains on the website, which has already received thousands of hits: "I met and married the best girl in the world.

    "I love her with all my heart and she loved me, too. However, after more than 12 years together and five years of fantastic married happiness, I was hit with a bolt from the blue. I was blindsided at about 11pm on a Wednesday evening by a shocking and awful discovery."

     

    Laura, Ian Usher's estranged wife

    Laura, Ian Usher's estranged wife, was 'the woman of his dreams' but their marriage failed leaving him 'broken-hearted'. What she thinks of his eBay stunt remains to be seen

    To find out what happened, internet users will have to make a one-off payment of A$2.95 ? about £1 ? to download four parts of Usher's autobiography, which contains graphic details of his relationship with Laura.

    According to Usher, who grew up in Barnard Castle, in Yorkshire: "It tells the story of my life in the UK prior to moving to Australia, working on the beach as a jet ski hire business owner, of how I met the girl I was to marry later, of the struggles we went through to be together, of how we eventually came to live in Australia and of what happened here to bring me to this point in my life, ready to get rid of everything that I am and was."

    The first part is free and the three subsequent parts will be released in the middle of each month in the run up to the auction on June 22.

    The key question ? just what happened to his marriage ? will not be revealed until the final part just days before bidding commences at noon.

    Those who pay up may be a little disappointed. The "shocking and awful discovery" to which Usher refers is not as dramatic as he hints.

    On that fateful night, according to one friend, Usher's wife Laura, originally from Baguley in Cheshire, simply told him that she no longer loved him and wanted to move on with her life.

    "Ian hadn't seen it coming at all," says the friend. "He thought they were blissfully happy and had no idea that Laura felt like that."

    And a quick glance at Part One suggests that his skills as an author are no match for his talent as a publicity-seeker.

    But Usher tries to justify the price: "Why charge for this? Well, obviously, it has taken a long time to write the story and I guess that I feel that I am sharing a huge part of myself with the world and baring my soul ? surely that's got to be worth three bucks?"

    The tome begins unpromisingly: "As usual, I woke a couple of minutes before the alarm was due to go off and rolled over to turn the radio on. I looked up at the curtains and could see the sun was shining."

    Nevertheless, Usher's plan to sell his life could be far more ingenious than anyone has so far given him credit for.

    Even if nobody ends up buying his life, by the time the auction comes around, he may have made himself a millionaire from downloads alone.

    But, according to friends, Usher's reason for selling his life is genuine.

    "Laura was the girl of his dreams," says Bruce Jones, who once ran a jet ski business in Scarborough with Usher and was best man at his wedding to Laura Hancock.

    "I was in touch with him when they split up and it was very much a case of him saying: 'Right, what am I going to do now then?'

    "He has always done completely crazy things with his life and I'm not surprised he's doing this."

    Friend and journalist Simon de Burton adds: "He hates any sort of conventional existence. He can't hack it. He keeps on doing weird things.

    "He has always been like that. He's an incredible man and his life is pretty amazing."

    Indeed, before deciding to sell his life, Usher had worked variously as a dumper truck driver at a remote gold mine, an outdoor pursuits instructor, a hamburger van owner, a rug store manager and a mobile phone salesman.

    He is also passionate about sky-diving and film-making.

    Privately educated at Barnard Castle School in the North-East of England, he left school at 18 and went to work on a kibbutz in Israel before studying for a bachelor of education degree in Liverpool.

    After he graduated, he worked at outdoor pursuits centres and as a youth trainer for British Rail.

    Eventually, he went into partnership with his childhood friend Bruce Jones and the pair set up Scarborough Jet Skiing.

    It was while working there that the then 32-year-old Usher met his future wife, Laura Hancock, then a 17-year-old A-level student on holiday with a schoolfriend called Kate.

    In his graphic and intimate online book, Usher describes the moment he first laid eyes on her at the beach: "She had light ginger hair tied in a short ponytail at the back and a fringe that was just long enough that she had to keep pushing it out of her greyish-green eyes.

     

    Ian Usher's house

    For sale: A bidder on internet auction site Ebay can buy Ian Usher's home....

    Ian Usher's jetski

    ... his jetski ....

    Ian Usher's car

    ... and his car. Even his job is included in the deal as he wants a 'new adventure' after his wife left him.

    "Her gaze was direct and I felt almost as if I knew her from somewhere. She had a rounded, attractive face and a lovely smile. She was very slim and from what I could see, she had a lovely figure."

    That first night, he and his friends took Laura and Kate to a pub and to a nightclub. There, while smoking joints of cannabis, Usher admits he kissed both girls.

    He writes: "Bloody hell, I thought, this could be it. Two of them ? and schoolgirls too!"

    Later that night, he turned his attention to Laura alone. He writes: "I had my hands on her slim waist and thought I had never seen anyone as sexy and attractive as she was right then."

    The pair spent the night together and Usher discovered Laura had never had sex before.

    "We explored each other's bodies and found plenty of ways to please each other without ever coming close to actually having intercourse."

    When Laura's parents found out about the relationship, they tried to stop her seeing Usher on account of the age gap between him and their daughter, but Usher pursued her nevertheless.

    The pair married at Scarborough register office in November 2000 ? with a reception at a Chinese restaurant followed by a pub crawl through the town.

    They moved to Australia the following year after selling virtually everything they owned and, until November 2005, when Laura dropped her bombshell, Usher thought he and his wife, a talented painter, were blissfully happy in their Antipodean utopia.

    "Laura is a lovely girl and we all thought that she and Ian were perfectly matched," says Bruce Jones. "Sadly, it wasn't the case. Some people discuss their problems, but she simply told him it wasn't working."

    Friend Simon de Burton adds: "He rang me up after it happened. He was genuinely upset. He thought she was the girl of his dreams."

    To make matters worse, the couple were having a house built when their relationship fell apart.

    "Laura and I chose the house together and intended it to be our family home," explains Usher. "I now live alone in a house that was being built for us to live in together. I still have all of our furniture that we bought together in our previous home.

    "I still have the car we owned. I am still surrounded by all the memorabilia of our years together. Everything here is connected with that past life and as I cannot have that life anymore, then I don't want to hang on to it desperately.

    "It's time to let it all go and move on to the next big adventure that life has to offer."

    According to his friend Bruce: "He takes things in his stride very easily.He's a very matter-of-fact person.

    "I spoke to him about what he's going to do when the auction is over and he said he will take his passport to the airport and buy a ticket on the first flight out of there, wherever it is going.

    "It could be London, it could be Hong Kong. I have no doubt he will do it."

    But to any normal person, Usher's actions seem drastic ? to put it mildly. He readily admits: "I am still not sure whether this is inspired madness, complete foolishness, or just some sort of mid-life crisis.

    "I appreciate that many people have had to cope with much more than I have and have had much more sadness in their lives. This is just my way of dealing with what has happened to me."

    What Laura Usher thinks of it all remains to be seen. She is still living in Australia, working as an artist, and it is hard to believe that she will thank her estranged husband for revealing the most intimate details of their relationship to the world via the internet.

    According to one friend: "Ian doesn't want to air his dirty linen in public. This isn't about punishing Laura."

    Usher himself pleads heartbreak: "Despite my life being busy and fulfilled, I still miss my wife so much. Everything around me is simply a reminder of the wonderful past we shared."

    Whether or not "selling" his life will help him move on finally remains to be seen. Certainly, by the time it is all over ? and the full story of their relationship has been aired ? it is questionable that the wife he lost will look back on their time together with such fond memories.

     

    Any comments out there?

     

    Time Magazine praises George Carlin

     
    Hello everyone!
     
    I found a follow up story about George Carlin from Time Magazine. Any comments out there?
     
     
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    Monday, Jun. 23, 2008

    How George Carlin Changed Comedy

    By Richard Zoglin

    When the culture began to change in the late 1960s — when the old one-liner comics on the Ed Sullivan Show were looking pretty tired and irrelevant to a younger generation experimenting with drugs and protesting the War in Vietnam — George Carlin was the most important stand-up comedian in America. By the time he died Sunday night (of heart failure at age 71), the transformation he helped bring about in stand-up had become so ingrained that it's hard to think of Carlin as one of America's most radical and courageous popular artists. But he was.

    Carlin started doing stand-up comedy in the early '60s and had fashioned a successful career by the middle of the decade: a short-haired performer with skinny ties, well known to TV audiences for his sharp parodies of commercials and fast-talking DJs and a "hippy dippy weatherman." But as he watched the protest marches of the late '60s and absorbed the new spirit of the counterculture, Carlin decided that he was talking to the wrong audience, that he need to change his act and his whole attitude.

    So he grew long hair and a beard and began doing different kinds of material — about drugs and Vietnam and America's uptight attitude toward language and sex. Fans of the old George Carlin weren't ready for it. Carlin got thrown out of Las Vegas twice for material that today would seem tame (one offending routine was about his own "skinny ass"). At the Playboy Club in Lake Geneva, Wis., he so riled up a conservative crowd with his jokes about Vietnam that he nearly caused an audience riot. Even Johnny Carson banned him as a Tonight show guest for a time because of his reputation as a drug abuser.

    But by the early '70s Carlin had completed a remarkable change, opened up a new audience for stand-up comedy and helped redefine an art form. Like Lenny Bruce — whom he idolized and who helped him get his first agent — Carlin saw the stand-up comic as a social commentator, rebel and truthteller. He challenged conventional wisdom and tweaked the hypocrisies of middle-class America. He made fun of society's outrage over drugs, for example, pointing out that the "drug problem" extends to middle-class America as well, from coffee freaks at the office to housewives hooked on diet pills. He talked about the injustice of Muhammad Ali's banishment from boxing for avoiding the draft — a man whose job was beating people up losing his livelihood because he wouldn't kill people: "He said, 'No, that's where I draw the line. I'll beat 'em up, but I don't want to kill 'em.' And the government said, 'Well, if you won't kill people, we won't let you beat 'em up.'"

    Most famously, he talked about the "seven words you can never say on television," foisting the verboten few into his audience's face with the glee of a classroom cut-up and the scrupulousness of a social linguist. While his brazen repeating of the "dirty" words caused a sensation (and prompted a lawsuit that eventually made it to the Supreme Court, resulting in the creation of the "family hour" on network television), his intention was not just to shock; it was to question our irrational fear of language "There are no bad words," said Carlin. "Bad thoughts. Bad intentions. And woooords."

    Fuzzy language and fuzzy thinking were always among Carlin's favorite topics. He marveled at oxymorons like "jumbo shrimp" and "military intelligence," and pointed out the social uses of euphemism: "When did 'toilet paper' become bathroom tissue'? When did house trailers become 'mobile homes'?" He reminisced about his class-clown antics and Catholic upbringing in the rough Morningside Heights section of New York City. He took on all the taboos, even the biggest one, God. How could the Almighty be all-powerful, mused Carlin, since "everything he ever makes ... dies."

    In the 1970s Carlin was selling out college concerts, releasing bestselling records (his breakthrough 1972 album, FM & AM, spent 35 weeks on the Billboard pop charts, revitalizing a comedy-record business that had fallen on hard times). When NBC introduced a new late-night comedy show in 1975 called Saturday Night Live, Carlin was the comedian they turned to as the first guest host. And when HBO began rolling out its influential series of "On Location" comedy concerts, Carlin was among its most popular stars, headlining a record 14 one-man shows for the network, the last just a few months ago.

    Carlin was a product of the counterculture era in lifestyle as well as comedy. His drug use became so heavy in the mid-'70s that it began to affect his health (he had a heart attack in 1978, the start of heart problems that eventually killed him) and his career as well. "I really wasn't being as creative," Carlin admitted years later. "I lost years. I could have been a pole vaulter in those years, and instead I was kind of like doing hurdles."

    But in the early '80s, after kicking his drug habit, he revived his career, becoming a kind of curmudgeonly uncle, with small-bore "observational" humor and an aphoristic style. Then, in the '90s, he tacked back to harder-edged political material, railing against everything from the environmental movement to the middle-class obsession with golf. Even in his late '60s, Carlin could be as perceptive on the cliches and buzzwords of the era as ever: "I've been uplinked and downloaded. I've been inputted and outsourced, I know the upside of downsizing, I know the downside of upgrading. I'm a high-tech lowlife. A cutting-edge, state-of-the-art, bicoastal multitasker, and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond..."

    Carlin's material grew increasingly dark in later years, to the point where he was cheerleading (with only a trace of irony) for mass suicide and ecological disaster. "I sort of gave up on this whole human adventure a long time ago," he said a couple of years ago. "Divorced myself from it emotionally. I think the human race has squandered its gift, and I think this country has squandered its promise. I think people in America sold out very cheaply, for sneakers and cheeseburgers. And I don't think it's fixable."

    But Carlin's career, and his comedy, was anything but a downer. He was unique among stand-ups of his era in remaining a top-drawing comedian for more than 40 years, with virtually no help from movies or TV sitcoms. His influence can be seen everywhere from the political rants of Lewis Black to the "observational" comedy of Jerry Seinfeld. He showed that nothing — not the most sensitive social issues or the most trivial annoyances of everyday life — was off-limits for smart comedy. And he helped bring stand-up comedy to the very center of American culture. It has never left.

    Richard Zoglin's book Comedy on the Edge: How Stand-Up in the 1970s Changed America was published earlier this year by Bloomsbury.

    George Carlin has died

    George Carlin, 71, Irreverent Standup Comedian
    By MEL WATKINS
     
     
     

    George Carlin, the Grammy-Award winning standup comedian and actor who was hailed for his irreverent social commentary, poignant observations of the absurdities of everyday life and language, and groundbreaking routines like “Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television,” died in Santa Monica, Calif., on Sunday, according to his publicist, Jeff Abraham. He was 71.

    The cause of death was heart failure. Mr. Carlin, who had a history of heart problems, went into the hospital on Sunday afternoon after complaining of heart trouble. The comedian had worked last weekend at The Orleans in Las Vegas.

    Recently, Mr. Carlin was named the recipient of the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor. He was to receive the award at the Kennedy Center in November. “In his lengthy career as a comedian, writer, and actor, George Carlin has not only made us laugh, but he makes us think,” said Stephen A. Schwarzman, the Kennedy Center chairman. “His influence on the next generation of comics has been far-reaching.”

    Mr. Carlin began his standup comedy act in the late 1950s and made his first television solo guest appearance on “The Merv Griffin Show” in 1965. At that time, he was primarily known for his clever wordplay and reminiscences of his Irish working-class upbringing in New York.

    But from the outset there were indications of an anti-establishment edge to his comedy. Initially, it surfaced in the witty patter of a host of offbeat characters like the wacky sportscaster Biff Barf and the hippy-dippy weatherman Al Sleet. “The weather was dominated by a large Canadian low, which is not to be confused with a Mexican high. Tonight’s forecast . . . dark, continued mostly dark tonight turning to widely scattered light in the morning.”

    Mr. Carlin released his first comedy album, “Take-Offs and Put-Ons,” to rave reviews in 1967. He also dabbled in acting, winning a recurring part as Marlo Thomas’ theatrical agent in the sitcom “That Girl” (1966-67) and a supporting role in the movie “With Six You Get Egg-Roll,” released in 1968.

    By the end of the decade, he was one of America’s best known comedians. He made more than 80 major television appearances during that time, including the Ed Sullivan Show and Johnny Carson’s Tonight Show; he was also regularly featured at major nightclubs in New York and Las Vegas.

    That early success and celebrity, however, was as dinky and hollow as a gratuitous pratfall to Mr. Carlin. “I was entertaining the fathers and the mothers of the people I sympathized with, and in some cases associated with, and whose point of view I shared,” he recalled later, as quoted in the book “Going Too Far” by Tony Hendra, which was published in 1987. “I was a traitor, in so many words. I was living a lie.”

    In 1970, Mr. Carlin discarded his suit, tie, and clean-cut image as well as the relatively conventional material that had catapulted him to the top. Mr. Carlin reinvented himself, emerging with a beard, long hair, jeans and a routine that, according to one critic, was steeped in “drugs and bawdy language.” There was an immediate backlash. The Frontier Hotel in Las Vegas terminated his three-year contract, and, months later, he was advised to leave town when an angry mob threatened him at the Lake Geneva Playboy Club. Afterward, he temporarily abandoned the nightclub circuit and began appearing at coffee houses, folk clubs and colleges where he found a younger, hipper audience that was more attuned to both his new image and his material.

    By 1972, when he released his second album, “FM & AM,” his star was again on the rise. The album, which won a Grammy Award as best comedy recording, combined older material on the “AM” side with bolder, more acerbic routines on the “FM” side. Among the more controversial cuts was a routine euphemistically entitled “Shoot,” in which Mr. Carlin explored the etymology and common usage of the popular idiom for excrement. The bit was part of the comic’s longer routine “Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television,” which appeared on his third album “Class Clown,” also released in 1972.

    “There are some words you can say part of the time. Most of the time ‘ass’ is all right on television,” Mr. Carlin noted in his introduction to the then controversial monologue. “You can say, well, ‘You’ve made a perfect ass of yourself tonight.’ You can use ass in a religious sense, if you happen to be the redeemer riding into town on one — perfectly all right.”

    The material seems innocuous by today’s standards, but it caused an uproar when broadcast on the New York radio station WBAI in the early ’70s. The station was censured and fined by the FCC. And in 1978, their ruling was supported by the Supreme Court, which Time magazine reported, “upheld an FCC ban on ‘offensive material’ during hours when children are in the audience.” Mr. Carlin refused to drop the bit and was arrested several times after reciting it on stage.

    By the mid-’70s, like his comic predecessor Lenny Bruce and the fast-rising Richard Pryor, Mr. Carlin had emerged as a cultural renegade. In addition to his irreverent jests about religion and politics, he openly talked about the use of drugs, including acid and peyote, and said that he kicked cocaine not for moral or legal reasons but after he found “far more pain in the deal than pleasure.” But the edgier, more biting comedy he developed during this period, along with his candid admission of drug use, cemented his reputation as the “comic voice of the counterculture.”

    Mr. Carlin released a half dozen comedy albums during the ’70s, including the million-record sellers “Class Clown,” “Occupation: Foole” (1973) and “An Evening With Wally Lando” (1975). He was chosen to host the first episode of the late-night comedy show “Saturday Night Live” in 1975. And two years later, he found the perfect platform for his brand of acerbic, cerebral, sometimes off-color standup humor in the fledgling, less restricted world of cable television. By 1977, when his first HBO comedy special, “George Carlin at USC” was aired, he was recognized as one of the era’s most influential comedians. He also become a best-selling author of books that expanded on his comedy routines, including “When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?,” which was published by Hyperion in 2004.

     

    Pursuing a Dream

    Mr. Carlin was born in New York City in 1937. “I grew up in New York wanting to be like those funny men in the movies and on the radio,” he said. “My grandfather, mother and father were gifted verbally, and my mother passed that along to me. She always made sure I was conscious of language and words.”

    He quit high school to join the Air Force in the mid-’50s and, while stationed in Shreveport, La., worked as a radio disc jockey. Discharged in 1957, he set out to pursue his boyhood dream of becoming an actor and comic. He moved to Boston where he met and teamed up with Jack Burns, a newscaster and comedian. The team worked on radio stations in Boston, Fort Worth, and Los Angeles, and performed in clubs throughout the country during the late ’50s.

    After attracting the attention of the comedian Mort Sahl, who dubbed them “a duo of hip wits,” they appeared as guests on “The Tonight Show” with Jack Paar. Still, the Carlin-Burns team was only moderately successful, and, in 1960, Mr. Carlin struck out on his own.

    During a career that spanned five decades, he emerged as one of the most durable, productive and versatile comedians of his era. He evolved from Jerry Seinfeld-like whimsy and a buttoned-down decorum in the ’60s to counterculture icon in the ’70s. By the ’80s, he was known as a scathing social critic who could artfully wring laughs from a list of oxymorons that ranged from “jumbo shrimp” to “military intelligence.” And in the 1990s and into the 21st century the balding but still pony-tailed comic prowled the stage — eyes ablaze and bristling with intensity — as the circuit’s most splenetic curmudgeon.

    During his live 1996 HBO special, “Back in Town,” he raged over the shallowness of the ’90s “me first” culture — mocking the infatuation with camcorders, hyphenated names, sneakers with lights on them, and lambasting white guys over 10 years old who wear their baseball hats backwards. Baby boomers, “who went from ‘do your thing’ to ‘just say no’ ...from cocaine to Rogaine,” and pro life advocates (“How come when it’s us it’s an abortion, and when it’s a chicken it’s an omelet?”), were some of his prime targets. In the years following his 1977 cable debut, Mr. Carlin was nominated for a half dozen Grammy awards and received CableAces awards for best stand-up comedy special for “George Carlin: Doin’ It Again (1990) and “George Carlin: Jammin’ ” (1992). He also won his second Grammy for the album “Jammin” in 1994.

    Personal Struggles

    During the course of his career, Mr. Carlin overcame numerous personal trials. His early arrests for obscenity (all of which were dismissed) and struggle to overcome his self-described “heavy drug use” were the most publicized. But in the ’80s he also weathered serious tax problems, a heart attack and two open heart surgeries.

    In December 2004 he entered a rehabilitation center to address his addictions to Vicodin and red wine. Mr. Carlin had a well-chronicled cocaine problem in his 30s, and though he was able to taper his cocaine use on his own, he said, he continued to abuse alcohol and also became addicted to Vicodin. He entered rehab at the end of that year, then took two months off before continuing his comedy tours.

    “Standup is the centerpiece of my life, my business, my art, my survival and my way of being,” Mr. Carlin once told an interviewer. “This is my art, to interpret the world.” But, while it always took center stage in his career, Mr. Carlin did not restrict himself to the comedy stage. He frequently indulged his childhood fantasy of becoming a movie star. Among his later credits were supporting parts in “Car Wash” (1976), “Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure” (1989), “The Prince of Tides” (1991), and “Dogma” (1999).

    His 1997 book, “Brain Droppings,” became an instant best seller. And among several continuing TV roles, he starred in the Fox sitcom “The George Carlin Show,” which aired for one season. “That was an experiment on my part to see if there might be a way I could fit into the corporate entertainment structure,” he said after the show was canceled in 1994. “And I don’t,” he added.

    Despite the longevity of his career and his problematic personal life, Mr. Carlin remained one of the most original and productive comedians in show business. “It’s his lifelong affection for language and passion for truth that continue to fuel his performances,” a critic observed of the comedian when he was in his mid-60s. And Chris Albrecht, an HBO executive, said, “He is as prolific a comedian as I have witnessed.”

    Mr. Carlin is survived by his wife, Sally Wade; daughter Kelly Carlin McCall; son-in-law, Bob McCall, brother, Patrick Carlin and sister-in-law, Marlene Carlin. His first wife, Brenda Hosbrook, died in 1997.

    Although some criticized parts of his later work as too contentious, Mr. Carlin defended the material, insisting that his comedy had always been driven by an intolerance for the shortcomings of humanity and society. “Scratch any cynic,” he said, “and you’ll find a disappointed idealist.”

    Still, when pushed to explain the pessimism and overt spleen that had crept into his act, he quickly reaffirmed the zeal that inspired his lists of complaints and grievances. “I don’t have pet peeves,” he said, correcting the interviewer. And with a mischievous glint in his eyes, he added, “I have major, psychotic hatreds.”


    Hello everyone!
     
    I heard about this early this morning; very upsetting to hear that one of our favorites comics of all time had died so young.
     
     
    20 June

    Mom Abandons Toddler, Leaves Him In Wal-Mart

     
    Hello everyone!
     
    This is one of the most upsetting stories that I have ever read. Do you know this little boy?
     
     
    Mom Abandons Toddler, Leaves Him In Wal-Mart

    Police Hope To Find Boy's Mother

    POSTED: 3:59 pm EDT June 16, 2008
    UPDATED: 6:49 am EDT June 17, 2008
     
     
     
    FRANKFORT, Ind. -- A mother abandoned her 2-year-old boy in a Wal-Mart store, leaving him with a backpack full of toys, a bottle and a note explaining why she could no longer care for him.

    The mother said in a message written in Spanish that the father had left her, according to Frankfort police.

    The note said the boy's name is Martin and that the family moved from Guatemala about a year ago, 6News' Tanya Spencer reported."She has no food, no place to live and no job and her son was starving," said Rosa Martinez, who spoke with the boys. "It was very upsetting, the letter."

    Store employees brought the boy into their security office after they found him wandering around Friday afternoon.

    Several attempts to locate his mother over the loudspeaker were unsuccessful.

    Martinez translated the letter for store employees and called for the mother in both English and Spanish. She also tried to talk to the boy, who wasn't crying but wouldn't speak.

    "I said, 'Where's mommy?' in Spanish and he looked at me. He didn't move or nothing," Martinez said. "I've seen 2 year olds. The communicate and they're very active. He was not even moving, not making facial (expressions) -- nothing."

    Child Protection Services is caring for the boy, and police are trying to find the mother. Officers are watching surveillance camera recordings and looking for witnesses who saw the woman at the store.

    Police said they aren't sure if the message in the note is true. They are checking the missing persons database.

    "This boy could actually be a missing boy from another jurisdiction," said Frankfort police Detective Jeff Ward. "Maybe this person's not related to him at all."

    Martinez, a mother herself, said she hopes the boy's family, past and heritage won't be lost forever.

    "He won't remember anything because no pictures, no last name," Martinez said.

    Frankfort's Hispanic community is working closely with police, but no one claimed to have seen the boy before.

    Police said the note indicated the mother was not from the area and did not plan to stay.
     

    Child Protect Services asks anyone with information about him call 800-800-5556.
     
    I found a video on YouTube that shows the "mother" and the little boy. I wasn't able to copy and paste it, but here is the link
    19 June

    She's been dead to us forever

     
    Hello everyone!
     
     
    Martha Stewart © Charles Rex Arbogast/AP Photo

    6/18/2008 2:29 PM ET

    Martha Stewart's company is doomed

    The hard truth is that demand for Martha Stewart in all forms -- magazines, books, TV shows, Web sites and merchandise -- has passed its peak.

    In one of the least surprising executive moves of the year, Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia on June 11 announced the resignation of its CEO, Susan Lyne. Lyne, a respected media veteran who launched Premiere magazine and had a successful career at ABC television, took over the company in 2005 after Martha had legal problems.

    The company has hardly impressed Wall Street since. The stock, which traded at more than $30 a share in 2005, today is at about $8.

    Last year, the magazine portion of the company laid off dozens of employees and shut down Blueprint after a year and a half of publishing. Someone had to go.

    But while Lyne's fall was as predictable as a soufflé's in an earthquake, the fundamental problems at the company were almost certainly beyond her control -- or any CEO's.

    Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia (MSO, news, msgs) (we'll call it MSLO, even though the stock ticker is MSO) is a textbook intersection of two media business lessons that should have been learned in the 1990s. Indeed, Martha's personal aura is so powerful that it's easy for the casual observer to misunderstand exactly where the company makes its money. While Martha Stewart is probably best known as a magazine publisher, broadcaster and ex-con, the true profit center for the company is in merchandising.

    In the first quarter of 2008, for example, MSLO made $6.6 million in profits from merchandising, far more than the $1.6 million in profits that came from publishing, according to the most recent filing with the Securities and Exchange Commission. Of course, there's nothing intrinsically wrong with running a merchandising company. The problem in MSLO's case is that too many of its free-range, organic eggs are in the same down-market merchandising basket.

    In 2007, 76% of MSLO merchandising revenues came through Kmart, which sells everything from bed sheets to artificial Christmas trees under the brand Martha Stewart Everyday.

    The arrangement between Kmart and MSLO -- which goes back to 1997 -- has largely been a one-way street. Kmart signed the contract when it was in bankruptcy and, to put it charitably, the retailer was not in a strong position to dictate terms.

    So Kmart agreed to pay a minimum amount in royalties to MSLO: $40.4 million in the year ending Jan. 31, 2003, and a whopping $65 million in the year that ended this January.

    During that time, Kmart's situation has not improved: It merged in 2005 with Sears Holdings (SHLD, news, msgs) after closing stores and watching sales decline.

    For every year between 2003 and 2007, Kmart didn't sell enough Martha Stewart Everyday products to meet the minimum royalty promised to MSLO. And so those payments are about to plummet: Unless Kmart has the turnaround year of the century and Martha's products fly off the shelf, it won't be required to pay MSLO more than $20 million in 2009. That's $45 million less than this year, a drop that will all but eviscerate profits in the company's merchandising division. Yes, MSLO says it will make up this revenue through merchandising deals with Macy's (M, news, msgs), Costco Wholesale (COST, news, msgs), KB Home (KBH, news, msgs) and others, and to some extent it will. But it's not 2003 anymore. Given the disappointing sales of Martha merchandise in Kmart, no other chain is going to provide the ludicrously generous guarantees that Kmart did.

    Moreover, the housing slump means that fewer people are spending on home improvement than in recent years. Witness the recent bankruptcy and partial liquidation of Linens 'n Things.

    The hard truth is that demand for Martha Stewart in all forms -- magazines, books, TV shows, Web sites and other stuff -- has passed its peak. You can feel it in the culture, where Rachael Ray is today's go-to domestic goddess.

    And you can see it in the numbers: In the first quarter of this year, the minuscule rise in MSLO advertising revenue was more than eaten up by a loss in circulation revenue, meaning that people don't want to pay for Martha material like they used to. And even the stagnant publishing arm did better than the Internet arm, which lost $2.2 million in the most recent quarter and has lost millions more over the last several years. The company as a whole lost money for four consecutive years before turning a profit in 2007.

    Can anyone save this sad mess?

    Stock Chart (Year)

    Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia
    Graphical chart for MSO

    Given the company's singular focus, only Martha could. And, theoretically, the conditions of her 2006 conviction for obstruction of an investigation and making false statements allow her to take over as CEO in 2011.

    That year she will turn 70: How much longer does she want to grace the covers of magazines, whip up meringues on TV and hawk soup in Costco?

    The most likely scenario, and the one that still keeps the stock slightly above water, is that some outside investor would swoop in, sift through to find where its value is, and sell or shut down the rest.

    For many of the company's employees, that would probably mean looking for a new job. But for those who'd like to see Martha retire with dignity, it would be a good thing.

     
     
     

    This is really sad

     
    Hello everyone!
     
    I heard a snippet on the news and was shocked by what I found in the actual story. Any comments out there?
     
     

    Teen ‘pregnancy pact’ has 17 girls expecting

    Girls at a Mass. high school agree to raise their babies together

     

    updated 3:40 p.m. PT, Thurs., June. 19, 2008
     
     

      Teens  make pregnancy pact
      June 19: A group of teenage girls enter into a pact to get pregnant and raise their babies together. WHDH's Linda Ergas reports.
     
    BOSTON - A Massachusetts city is investigating an apparent teenage "pregnancy pact" that has at least 17 high-school girls expecting babies, four times more than last year, including many aged 16 or younger.

    A high school health clinic in the city of Gloucester became suspicious after seeing a surge in girls seeking pregnancy tests. Local officials said Thursday nearly half of those who became pregnant appear to have entered into a pact to have their babies together over the year.

    "Some girls seemed more upset when they weren't pregnant than when they were," Gloucester High School principal Joseph Sullivan told Time magazine, which broke news of the pact on its Web site.

    Sullivan was not immediately available to comment. But local officials said at least some of the men involved in the pregnancies were in their mid-20s, including one man who appeared to be homeless. Others were boys in the school.

    Carolyn Kirk, mayor of the port city 30 miles northeast of Boston, said authorities are looking at whether to pursue statutory rape charges. "We're at the very early stages of wrestling with the complexities of this problem," she said.

    "But we also have to think about the boys. Some of these boys could have their lives changed. They could be in serious, serious trouble even if it was consensual because of their age — not from what the city could do but from what the girls' families could do," she told Reuters.

    Under Massachusetts law, it is a crime to have sex with anyone under the age of 16.

    The ‘Juno’-Jamie Lynn effect?
    "At the very least these men should be held responsible for financial support, if not put in jail for statutory rape as the mayor has suggested," Greg Verga, chairman of the Gloucester School Committee, told Reuters in a telephone interview.

    Nationwide, teen pregnancies are showing signs of rising after steadily declining from 1991 to 2005. This trend was highlighted Thursday when Britney Spears' 17-year-old sister Jamie Lynn, star of Nickelodeon's popular TV show "Zoey 101," gave birth to a baby girl, according to People magazine.

    "The data seem to be indicating that the declines that we had seen through the 1990s are coming to a close," said David Landry, a researcher at the Guttmacher Institute, a New York-based nonprofit group focusing on reproductive issues.

    Birth rates for teenagers aged 15 to 17 rose by 3 percent in 2006, the first increase since 1991, according to preliminary data released in December by the National Center for Health Statistics.

    Landry cautioned against attributing the trend to Hollywood following the recent hit movie "Juno," in which a teenager gets pregnant and decides to have the baby, and "Knocked Up," a comedy about a one-night stand.

    "The trend emerged before those movies," he said.

    In Gloucester, the 1,200-student school administered 150 pregnancy tests to students in the past academic year. The school forbids the distribution of condoms and other contraception without parental consent — a rule that prompted the school's doctor and nurse to resign in protest in May.

    "But even if we had contraceptives, that pact shows that if they wanted to get pregnant, they will get pregnant. Whether we distribute contraceptives is irrelevant," said Verga.


     
    14 June

    Happy Father's Day, care to share?

     

    Hello everyone!
     
    I found this really cool post about a guy who wanted everyone to know what a great dad he had. My mom was a lot like this guy's dad but I wanted to post this to see if I could get the "ball rolling" so to speak so you guys would tell stories about your dad in honor of Father's Day. Happy Father's Day guys~
     
    This is from Donna Freedman from MSN Money

    Years ago, my dad taught elementary school all day and then went to his second job of teaching adolescents deemed too unruly for regular high school. One evening, a student flipped a penny at him. Dad picked it up and put it in his pocket. The teens laughed, and another one flipped a penny. Then another one.

    When my father had 12 cents in his pocket, he said, "Guys, I want to thank you. All I need is 38 more of these and I'm going over to the Fairfield and have a draft beer -- on you."

    Not another penny was flung. He could see the horror in their faces: Man, I'm not gonna buy the TEACHER a beer!

    As you can see, I come by my coin fascination honestly. But I also learned what he would call a "useful life skill": Sometimes you need to use nontraditional tactics to solve a problem.

    In our culture, fathers are stereotyped as the ones who nag about money and responsibility. Check the Father's Day greeting card section and you'll see plenty of references to cash not growing on trees and the need to check one's oil regularly. You'll also read a lot about golf, TV remotes and naps.

    My dad, Glendon Fisher, had zero interest in sports and rarely had the time to watch television. However, he may have invented the concept of the power nap, which he called "taking 20." He'd lean back in the recliner, say "Wake me in 20 minutes," and fall instantly to sleep. These brief snatches of shut-eye were a matter of survival, not self-indulgence. My father was and is the hardest-working man I have ever met, except maybe for his own dad -- but even that would be a tie.

    The fine art of making do
    He and my mother married right after high school and had four kids in five years. Dad worked a variety of jobs -- glass factory, truck driver, electrician in an auto plant -- until he realized that an education would help him build a better future. At age 30 he enrolled in college, the first in his family to do so.

    Dad delivered newspapers, went to classes, worked various jobs, and somehow studied and completed his homework in a small house filled to bursting with four clamorous kids. He did well enough to win a fellowship for a master's degree in special education. (During that time he got a grant to create math lesson plans and used some of the money to pay a typist: me, age 12, thrilled to be earning 50 cents a page.)

    Summers he either got his old auto factory job back or helped his father, a carpenter, build houses. In his spare time he did tons of improvements on our own home, from plumbing to wiring to remodeling the upstairs. It was years before I realized that most people call a handyman when things go wrong. We had a handyman on staff -- the guy taking 20 in the brown recliner.

    Other than those little naps, Dad didn't sit still much. When he did, it was to do schoolwork, pay bills or write budgets on yellow legal tablets, figuring out how much he could give to the shoe store or the dentist that month. At times he devised ways to make a little extra: He built a produce stand for our garden surplus, and for a while took the job of recording police tickets for the township.

    Mostly, he made do by making do. Requiring lumber for a project, he got permission to tear down an old house. If he needed an extra set of hands, he traded labor with relatives or friends. When in midlife Dad moved to the site of an old poultry farm, he got rid of the numerous dilapidated chicken houses by advertising "free firewood."

    Once he bought a two-story Victorian house for $1. That is not a typo. Still in the habit of attending township meetings, he heard a request by the local bank to build a parking lot on an adjoining property. Dad offered to save them the trouble of tearing down the house on that property by buying it for a buck. He and his father put a new foundation on the site of my childhood home, which had burned down, and then he had the house moved there. My brother and his family moved in.

    A chance to rest -- not that he's using it


    After the house fire (and the divorce that preceded it), Dad sank what money he had into the chicken farm, an 18-acre parcel with a tumbledown farmhouse and more than its share of trash. (Apparently the previous owner didn't see any reason to pay landfill fees -- he just dumped unwanted stuff out in his woods.) For years Dad worked the two teaching jobs, spent weekends improving the property, and designed a small and extremely energy-efficient house. Eventually he built that house, after tearing down the old one, with help from his father and other relatives.

    Much of his acreage is given over to Christmas trees; he plants 1,000 seedlings every year for a nurseryman who comes by every so often to harvest them. Dad also has his own small business, teaching country line dancing.

    My father was lucky enough to remarry recently, to a lovely woman named Priscilla who is as thrifty and goal-oriented as he is. Yet neither of them is averse to spending money where it counts: vacations (it's about time!), home improvements and caring for family members. Dad poured a lot of money and time into building a small dwelling on his property for my grandparents, who spent winters in Florida and summers in New Jersey. He found a car for a grandchild who was down on her luck and, when it malfunctioned, gave her rides to work. 

    A few years ago he visited Seattle when I was at my lowest point financially. Rather than go see the Space Needle, he took me to a warehouse club and treated me to canned goods, sacks of flour, sugar and pinto beans, and 100 postage stamps. He threw in several rolls of duct tape, too.

    Dad believes in being prepared. He and Priscilla have a generator, years' worth of firewood cut and stacked, a cellar stocked with canned and dried goods, and a freezer full of foodstuffs bought on sale. (It was during a visit with them that I came up with the phrase "stealth stock-up.") They've put in a vegetable garden, too. If push comes to shove, he says, he can "tell the world to go scratch."

    My father taught me a lot, and always by example: how to make do, how to figure your way around a problem if you can't go through it, and, most of all, how not to give up.

    Oh, and how to pick up pennies. Some things are just bred in the bone.

     

    Just a note; I too pick up pennies. One day, I found over three dollars worth of coins ~~

     

    Any comments out there?

     
     
    13 June

    Happy Friday the 13th!

     
     
    Hello everyone!
     
    Since it's Friday the 13th, I decided to have a weird beauty treatment that you may want to try. Any comments out there?
     
     
    Woman receiving facial (© Robin Lynne Gibson/Getty Images)

    As a new kind of facial flies up search results, should we feel better that bird poo is organic? Um, how could it not be?

    That's right, "bird poo facial" is hot in search this week. Evidently, guano is being proudly offered in salons from New York to London. Search also unearths the news that bird poo is big business, at least in Peru, where it's also used for commercial fertilizers.

    Plenty of interesting ingredients lurk in cosmetics. (Let's not even talk about ambergris.) For example:

    This additive is meant to appeal to women who want the effect of Botox, without the injections. This poisonous potion comes in both a real and a synthetic version. (What is it?)

    Some women love to shimmer. But these pulverized animal parts are the reason for the shine in some makeup and nail polish. (What are they?)

    If you wear lipstick, you may already have ingested some of these crushed creatures. But guys, don't think you get off easy — this gross-out ingredient is in some sports drinks, too. (What are they?)
     
     
     
    12 June

    About Angelina and Brad if you care

     

    Hello everyone!

      I found a story from MSN about Brangelina if you care. It seems that she has a lot to say lately and Brad doesn't seem to care.

       

    June 12, 2008

    A sure sign that it's true love between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie? One fateful, ennui-filled evening, she grabbed a pen and doodled on his back, as one is won't to do -- and he was so tickled he made her impromptu design permanent.

    Entertainment Weekly quizzed the twinfanticipating, "Wanted"-promoting megastar about the oddball tattoo decorating her amour's lower back, a grouping of lines that some have speculated was inspired by the New Orleans levee system (see the ink stain here.)

    "I drew that," confesses Jolie. "We went to Davos [Switzerland]. It's not that we were bored at the World Economic Forum, but one night we didn't have anything to do, so I was drawing on his back."

    When asked why Pitt felt her sketch warranted an indelible mark on his body, she shrugged, "He just liked it! The picture everybody saw was kind of awkward, but it just lines up beautifully on his back, just enhances the part of the body I like."

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    Angelina shows off the "angles and shapes" of her twin-stuffed belly at the Cannes Film Festival.

    As for the deeper significance of the tat, the French chateau-dwelling mom of Maddox, 6, Pax, 4, Zahara, 3, and Shiloh, 2, offers, "It's meaningful in that it's us making angles and shapes out of each other's body, that kind of a thing."

    Few topics are off limits in the EW interview for the forthright Jolie, who opens up about their double bundle of joy bombshell, her blood-sharing with ex-husband Billy Bob Thornton and how good sex is while pregnant (hint: It's very, very good). Here are some of the highlights:

    On how they'll handle six kids age 6 and under: "Well, we weren't expecting twins! So it did shock us, and we jumped to six quickly. But we like a challenge. We really don't know. His mom and dad are on standby to come out and help. And fortunately we can hire help if we need it, but we're going to try as we usually do to balance it as well as we can."

    On whether she has any regrets in life, like wearing that blood vial necklace from Billy Bob: "No! It was never a vial anyway. It was like a flower press. It was like from a slight cut on your finger and you press your fingerprint in. It was kind of a sweet gesture. I thought it was kind of romantic! I still love him dearly and think the world of him and I'm proud to have been his wife for a time. I don't believe in regrets. It's a dangerous habit to get into -- it makes you pause in your life if you start thinking back and questioning yourself."

    ©Reuters
    Maddox takes a break from contemplating war scenarios to take in the Italian Grand Prix with his dad.

    On her newest peculiar pendant: "Mad, our 6-year-old, draws lots of war scenarios. He's all into war and guns. So for Mother's Day he drew a machine gun, and Brad had it made into a necklace, which is really sweet. It's really cute. I think it's really good!"

    On balancing passion and parenting with Pitt: "... There's a side of us that's so mommy-daddy and then there's a side of us that's ... very man and woman. I'll leave it at that. We both like to ride motorcycles, we both like to fly planes, that's the spirited side of us. Then the other side of us is very focused on silly mommy-daddy things. So I guess that's extremes, but I just think of that as balance."

    On knocked-up nookie: "[Pregnancy] is great for the sex life. It just makes you a lot more creative. So you have fun, and as a woman you're just so round and full."

    On having Pitt at her beck and call: "The only thing that's hard for me now is with twins and having four kids, there's a lot of the doctor saying, 'Stop picking them up as much.' But we've worked out a system where Brad just lifts them to me every time they want to come up. I just don't bend down. I'll scream, 'Honey!' and he'll come running and lift them up. Or they climb on chairs, so it's not as big of a lift. So we're trying to follow doctor's orders, but I'm bending them a tiny bit."

    On her idea of a perfect Saturday: "I have a lot of those. Very simple things. On weekends we usually have family sleep. We always have one night a week where everybody stays up late, watches a movie, and stays in our bed. We have, like, a slumber party."

    On the difficulty of buying presents for Pitt: "Brad is the hardest person to shop for. He has impeccable design taste. And whenever he sees something he likes, he buys it for himself."

    On taking out Hitler: "I am a strong believer that without justice there is no peace. No lasting peace, anyway ... I'm not somebody that just wants to hold up a white flag and say, 'Let's all just get along.' I think people that do horrible things should be held accountable. I don't think like in 'Wanted' -- which is an action movie -- people should [just] be killed. I think there should be trials and justice. But the idea behind 'Wanted' is not that she's a bad-ass assassin that just likes to kill people. It's that, if you ran into Hitler before he did everything, and you knew, should you shoot him? And I would."

    On talking politics with her Republican "Changeling" director, Clint Eastwood: "Actually, we don't disagree as much as you'd think. I think people assume I'm a Democrat. But I'm registered independent and I'm still undecided. So I'm looking at McCain as well as Obama. Clint can teach me about things domestically and I'm more aware of some things internationally. So it was less a debate and more things we found interesting. But for the first few weeks I was just too nervous to get into any deep conversation!"

    On being open about her knife-punctuated Goth girl phase: "The reason I talked about going through certain pains or even cutting myself is that I was already out the other side. I knew there were people that do that -- and somehow are happy that somebody admitted they did and discussed how they got out of it. I don't see the point of doing an interview unless you're going to share the things you learn in life and the mistakes you make."

    On how she's either loved or loathed: "I think anybody that makes a decision about where they stand is going to cause strong opinions about them. But I think that's what you should be hoping for in life, so I take that as a very good sign. That some people support me and some people really don't like me tells me that I'm making decisions and I'm standing strong for something I believe in. I'm making choices in life. And that's the right thing to do."

    Any comments out there?
     
     
     
     

    I knew this would happen eventually

     
    Hello everyone!
     
    I heard about this from a friend of mine who works for an insurance company but to hear that it's becoming nation wide is disturbing. In the town where we live, there are some people who after leaving their car outside for the night, find that their vehicle's gas tank was drilled out and the gas stolen that way. My friend tells me that people are using a drill of some sort and have a container to catch the gas under the vehicle. The only thing that they can do is tow it to the dealer to get the old gas tank removed and a brand new one installed since you cannot fix it.
     
     
     
     
    Simon Weller / Getty Images
    Truckers are increasingly falling prey to thieves targeting diesel.
     

    A New Way to Guzzle Gas

    Thieves are finding ingenious ways to steal gas from stations, pumps—and your car

    By Catharine Skipp and Arian Campo-Flores | Newsweek Web Exclusive
    Jun 12, 2008 | Updated: 4:14  p.m. ET Jun 12, 2008

    The surveillance tape shows a white car pulling up to a Chevron station in Charlotte, N.C., after closing time. Two men emerge, tinker with a gas pump and somehow manage to activate it. Before long, vehicles begin filing through, as the two men direct them and help fill up their tanks. One trucker tops off at least three 55-gallon drums. The video shows drivers paying off the two men and making calls on their cell phones, perhaps summoning friends to partake in the bonanza. "I watched at least 20 cars come through over several hours" on the surveillance footage, says Detective Bill Riggins of the Charlotte-Mecklenburg Police Department, who is investigating the incident. "It was organized. [The two men] appeared to know who was coming." The night's haul: roughly 800 gallons, leaving the gas station owner on the hook for about $4,000.

    As gas prices climb past a national average of $4 a gallon, reports of heists like these are cropping up across the country. Incidents of siphoning are on the rise, too, says Jeff Lenard, vice president of communications at the National Association of Convenience Stores (NACS). But the bandits aren't just striking gas stations; they're hitting truck stops, construction sites, citrus fields—anywhere a cache of fuel lies unattended. Last month in Houston, according to news reports, one audacious thief hijacked a fuel tanker at gunpoint, yanked the driver out of the cab and made away with 7,500 gallons. Web sites like YouTube are replete with videos detailing the latest ingenious methods of pilfering fuel. (One particularly far-fetched idea: distract a driver at a gas station by asking for directions, while a dwarf surreptitiously transfers the nozzle from the victim's vehicle to yours.)

    In the past the most common form of fuel theft was to drive away from the station without paying. Station owners have fought back in recent years by forcing drivers to pay before fueling. These days 99 percent of the nation's million-plus pumps have that requirement, according to the NACS. As a result "drive-offs" have actually been declining, says Lenard. While gas theft cost the convenience store industry $300 million in 2005, that figure declined to $134 million in 2007.

    Because of the prepayment requirement, thieves have had to devise more creative schemes. Some have learned how to manipulate the security system on pumps; after prepaying for a few dollars' worth of gas they manage to keep the pump operating far beyond the amount paid for. Others have posed as maintenance personnel and somehow tapped a pump's metering system, releasing a flow of fuel. Another, more brazen approach involves stealing directly from the underground tanks at service stations: a driver positions a truck with a hole drilled in its floor over the tank, pries off the tank cover and inserts a pump that can guzzle up hundreds of gallons. "It's incredibly dangerous," says Lenard. "If you don't have the right vapor recovery system, you die." One small spark could ignite an inferno.

    Truckers are increasingly falling prey to thieves targeting diesel, which has also reached stratospheric prices. At Dysart's, a truck stop in Bangor, Me., owner Ed Dysart says he's been hearing more reports of theft. "Drivers leave their truck for the weekend, they come back, and they are out of fuel," he says. Down in Daytona Beach, Fla., Sgt. Billy Rhodes says that in recent months truckers who stay at highway motels or who park their rigs in poorly lit lots have been targeted.

    Average drivers are falling victim to siphoners too. SUVs have proved to be especially alluring targets, with their large, elevated tanks and high-grade fuel. Crooks use a variety of methods: inserting a hose directly through the valve, cutting the fuel line and draining gas from there, or drilling a hole directly into the tank. The American Automobile Association recommends that members purchase locking fuel caps. Another suggestion offered by some mechanics: replace rubber fuel lines with steel ones that are harder to cut. But there's only so much that car owners can do to prevent a determined thief.

    In response to the rise in fuel-related crime, authorities are becoming more vigilant. Earlier this week firefighters in Oak Ridge, Tenn., noticed two trucks driving by with 55-gallon drums in their beds that reeked of fuel. Suspicious, they alerted the police, who went to investigate and found that the trucks were operated by two brothers who were in possession of nine 55-gallon drums, one 30-gallon drum and a gas tank from an old truck, all filled with different grades of fuel, according to police chief David Beams. The brothers told the police they had purchased the fuel from a local Phillips 66 station with a credit card. But when the cops contacted the station, the owner said no such transaction had occurred and that, in fact, he was missing 1,100 gallons. Police are now investigating the brothers' possible connection to that and other fuel crimes in the area. They may be only two culprits among a growing army, but these days, every drop of rescued fuel counts.