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    24 January

    I will be gone for a bit

     
    Hello everyone!
     
    I just wanted to let you guys know that I will be gone for a couple of weeks from Spaces. Beloved and I have something important to do and won't be able to blog walk for up to a month. I will check in from time to time but I am not giving this space up so leave messages okay?
     
     
    20 January

    Important news story

     
    Hello everyone!
     
    Found a story that might interest you guys, especially if you live in a border state.
     
     
     
    A trafficker's vehicle of choice
    Cartels swipe rugged Ford F-250s, F-350s in state for smuggling drugs and humans

    By JAMES PINKERTON
    Copyright 2008 Houston Chronicle

     

    RESOURCES

    THEFTS IN HOUSTON EXCEED OTHER CITIES


    Here's a look at the total number of Ford F-250s and F-350s stolen in three Texas cities:
    City 2006 2007
    Houston 888 1,245
    San Antonio 295 354
    Brownsville 16 41
     

    TEXAS TOTAL


    Here's a look at the total number of Ford F-250s and F-350s stolen statewide

    2005: 1,549

    2006 : 2,539

    2007: 3,508

    Houston entrepreneur Bill Christmann was shocked when thieves stole his souped-up black Ford F-250 pickup from his west Houston driveway one night last July.

    But shock turned to concern the next day after Christmann learned thieves had driven the 2001, heavy-duty, four-wheel-drive truck to Laredo, loaded it with illegal immigrants and drove it back from the border, roaring off-road through fenced ranch pastures.

    Police chased the truck south of San Antonio before the smugglers crashed the vehicle into a tree. The smugglers escaped, and the immigrants fled.

    ''That is a little scary, being that close to home," said Christmann, referring to criminals linked to smuggling rings showing up in his driveway.

    Christmann is among hundreds of Houstonians who purchased one of Ford's two popular and expensive pickup models — the Super Duty F-250 and Super Duty F-350 — and have since learned that their rugged trucks are increasingly favored by gangs of auto thieves.

    Many of the trucks, police officials in Houston and border towns say, are being stolen for Mexican criminal cartels who use them as vehicles for narcotics and human trafficking.

    In 2006, thieves made off with 888 of the F-250s and F-350s from locations in Houston, according to Lt. Scott Dombrowski, of the Houston Police Department's auto theft division.

    In 2007, he said, thefts of the same models increased 40 percent, to 1,245.

    During the same two-year period, police say, the overall number of vehicle thefts in the city fell slightly.

    Cartels are stealing the Ford trucks, in part, to evade increasing law enforcement along the U.S.-Mexico border, authorities say.

    The trucks, many equipped with double cabs and four-wheel drive, hold a lot of cargo and can easily cross remote areas.

    Experts say the big Fords have also been easier to steal than other trucks.

    "You can steal these trucks with a screwdriver," Dombrowski said.

    Wes Sherwood, manager for Ford truck communications at company headquarters in Dearborn, Mich., said steps have been taken to change that.

    Until the 2008 model year, computer chips were not embedded in keys for F-250s and F-350s, he said. Without the "secure lock" key, which has been standard in recent years on other Ford trucks and SUVs, the electronic ignition cannot be activated.

    Sherwood said earlier Super Duty models had an anti-theft device that included a car alarm.

    Dombrowski said many groups are stealing the trucks in Houston, then driving them south.

    "They are not running them just to Brownsville and McAllen," he said, "but running them to Del Rio and other border crossings."

    The big trucks continue to be stolen at a time when Houston has seen a slight decline in auto thefts, Dombrowski said.

    During the first 11 months of 2007, 18,016 vehicles were reported stolen in Houston, compared with 19,305 during the same period in 2006.

    Border terrain

    The trucks are being increasingly used to transport illegal immigrants, Dombrowski said, because profits are high and criminal penalties for human trafficking are less than for narcotics violations.

    The trucks can easily evade police.

    ''It's big business," Dombrowski said. ''If you have human cargo, and they bail out, they don't get caught. And law enforcement has nothing, no evidence. They get away with it, and they're charging up to $5,000 a head."

    Police in El Paso say Mexican cartels are stealing the Ford trucks because they can cross the border in the rough terrain of West Texas as well as the harsh deserts of New Mexico and Arizona.

    ''They use them to make entry in the outlying areas where there are no ports of entry," said Stephen Plummer, crime prevention officer for El Paso's auto theft task force. ''They're avoiding the ports of entry by using these offroad-type vehicles."

    Plummer said in the past two years there have been 362 Ford F-250s and F-350s stolen in his border city, where full-size trucks and large SUVs make up the majority of the vehicles stolen.

    ''That's been a regional problem for Texas, New Mexico, Arizona and California," he said, referring to the Ford trucks, which can cost in excess of $50,000. ''It's all going to relate back to narcotics and human trafficking, and the terrain of the Southwest."

    Police in the border town of Brownsville say they reduced automobile theft in that city by 12 percent last year compared with 2006.

    But during the same period, thefts of Ford F-250s and F-350s increased dramatically, from 16 in 2006 to 41 last year, said Lt. James Pascall, who heads the auto theft detail.

    John Mitchell, a special agent with the National Insurance Crime Bureau assigned to South Texas, said auto thieves connected to the smuggling organizations have focused on the big Ford trucks.

    "I haven't heard of any instances where Chevys and Dodges have been used to smuggle illegal aliens or narcotics," said Mitchell, an investigator with the industry nonprofit group.

    Using 'bait cars'

    Susan Sampson, director of the state's Automobile Burglary and Theft Prevention Authority, said police officers are using grants from the agency to employ ''bait cars" equipped with hidden cameras and satellite locators to catch thieves.

    So far, the agency has purchased 10 automated license plate readers that can alert patrol officers if a passing vehicle has been reported stolen.

    Dombrowski, who heads the Houston police auto theft detail, said officers have followed bait cars all the way to the border to crack the rings stealing Ford pickups.

    ''We've done a lot of things, but there's a lot more thieves than there are police to track them down," he said.

    Switch to Chevy

    Christmann, who owns a construction firm, has replaced his stolen Ford F-250 with a big new Chevrolet pickup. He bought it for the Chevy diesel motor and, he said, because ''it does have a lot better security on it."

    Two of Christmann's friends who work for another Houston construction company had their F-250s stolen on the same day last summer.

    The trucks were next to each other in the company lot and were found 10 days later at a Houston apartment complex a mile away. They were returned to their owners.

    One of the men, Chris Parrack, has installed a concealed kill switch on his 2007 model F-250, and hopes for the best.

    ''Every time I walk out into the parking lot, I grin and wonder if my truck is going to be there," Parrack said.

    19 January

    A few funnies to share

     
    Hello everyone!
     
     
    I don't know where everyone is but maybe sharing a few funnies will get the comments from y'all. Please don't lurk and leave a comment okay?
     

    When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.


    A woman walks up to a guy in a blue bathing suit and says, "Did you know your eyes match your swim trunks?" He says, "Why? Are my eyes bulging?"


    A guy asks his waiter how they prepare their chicken. The waiter says that there's nothin' special... we just flat out tell' em they're gonna die...


    HUSBAND: Shall we try a different position tonight?
    WIFE: That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.

     


    An inmate on death row was scheduled to be put to death by firing squad the following morning. One of the prison guards asked the inmate if he wanted something special for his last meal. The inmate declined the offer. Later, the prison guard asked the inmate if there was something special he wanted to do on his final day. Again, the inmate declined the offer. The following morning, as he inmate was being put before the firing squad, the guard asked him if he wanted a cigarette and a blindfold. "No," the inmate said, "just get it over with." 

    "Well, is there anything that I can do for you before you go?" asked the guard. The inmate thought for a moment, then replied, "Actually, music is my life. One thing I would really like would be to sing my favorite song, from beginning to end, without any interruptions." The guard nodded and agreed. "Go ahead," said the guard. The inmate started, "One billion bottles of beer on the wall..."

     

    A guy walks into a gas station and buys a pack of cigarettes. He pulls one out and starts smoking it. The cashier says, "Excuse me sir, but you can't smoke in here." The guy says, "Don't you think it's kinda dumb that I buy them here but can't smoke them here?" And the cashier replies, "Not at all...we also sell condoms here."


     

     


    17 January

    Marine Mom, have you heard?

     
    Hello everyone!
     
    I found a story to share with y'all. I thought of Marine Mom instantly when I read this.
    Comments out there?
     

    The Great Iraq Swindle

    How Bush Allowed an Army of For-Profit Contractors to Invade the U.S. Treasury

     

    President Bush speaks at a meeting of the Associated General Contractors of America on May 2, 2007 in Washington, DC. Photo

    President Bush speaks at a meeting of the Associated General Contractors of America on May 2, 2007 in Washington, DC.

    Photo: Wong/Getty

    How is it done? How do you screw the taxpayer for millions, get away with it and then ride off into the sunset with one middle finger extended, the other wrapped around a chilled martini? Ask Earnest O. Robbins -- he knows all about being a successful contractor in Iraq.

    You start off as a well-connected bureaucrat: in this case, as an Air Force civil engineer, a post from which Robbins was responsible for overseeing 70,000 servicemen and contractors, with an annual budget of $8 billion. You serve with distinction for thirty-four years, becoming such a military all-star that the Air Force frequently sends you to the Hill to testify before Congress -- until one day in the summer of 2003, when you retire to take a job as an executive for Parsons, a private construction company looking to do work in Iraq.

    Now you can finally move out of your dull government housing on Bolling Air Force Base and get your wife that dream home you've been promising her all these years. The place on Park Street in Dunn Loring, Virginia, looks pretty good -- four bedrooms, fireplace, garage, 2,900 square feet, a nice starter home in a high-end neighborhood full of spooks, think-tankers and ex-apparatchiks moved on to the nest-egg phase of their faceless careers. On October 20th, 2003, you close the deal for $775,000 and start living that private-sector good life.

    A few months later, in March 2004, your company magically wins a contract from the Coalition Provisional Authority in Iraq to design and build the Baghdad Police College, a facility that's supposed to house and train at least 4,000 police recruits. But two years and $72 million later, you deliver not a functioning police academy but one of the great engineering clusterfucks of all time, a practically useless pile of rubble so badly constructed that its walls and ceilings are literally caked in shit and piss, a result of subpar plumbing in the upper floors.

    You've done such a terrible job, in fact, that when auditors from the Special Inspector General for Iraq Reconstruction visit the college in the summer of 2006, their report sounds like something out of one of the Saw movies: "We witnessed a light fixture so full of diluted urine and feces that it would not operate," they write, adding that "the urine was so pervasive that it had permanently stained the ceiling tiles" and that "during our visit, a substance dripped from the ceiling onto an assessment team member's shirt." The final report helpfully includes a photo of a sloppy brown splotch on the outstretched arm of the unlucky auditor.

    When Congress gets wind of the fias­co, a few members on the House Oversight Committee demand a hearing. To placate them, your company decides to send you to the Hill -- after all, you're a former Air Force major general who used to oversee this kind of contracting operation for the government. So you take your twenty-minute ride in from the suburbs, sit down before the learned gentlemen of the committee and promptly get asked by an irritatingly eager Maryland congressman named Chris Van Hollen how you managed to spend $72 million on a pile of shit.

    You blink. Fuck if you know. "I have some conjecture, but that's all it would be" is your deadpan answer.

    The room twitters in amazement. It's hard not to applaud the balls of a man who walks into Congress short $72 million in taxpayer money and offers to guess where it all might have gone.

    Next thing you know, the congressman is asking you about your company's compensation. Touchy subject -- you've got a "cost-plus" contract, which means you're guaranteed a base-line profit of three percent of your total costs on the deal. The more you spend, the more you make -- and you certainly spent a hell of a lot. But before this milk-faced congressman can even think about suggesting that you give these millions back, you've got to cut him off. "So you won't voluntarily look at this," Van Hollen is mumbling, "and say, given what has happened in this project . . . "

    "No, sir, I will not," you snap.

    ". . . 'We will return the profits.' . . ."

    "No, sir, I will not," you repeat.

    Your testimony over, you wait out the rest of the hearing, go home, take a bath in one of your four bathrooms, jump into bed with the little woman. . . . A year later, Iraq is still in flames, and your president's administration is safely focused on reclaiming $485 million in aid money from a bunch of toothless black survivors of Hurricane Katrina. But the house you bought for $775K is now ­assessed at $929,974, and you're sure as hell not giving it back to anyone.

    "Yeah, I don't know what I expected him to say," Van Hollen says now about the way Robbins responded to being asked to give the money back. "It just shows the contempt they have for us, for the taxpayer, for everything."

    Operation Iraqi Freedom, it turns out, was never a war against Saddam ­Hussein's Iraq. It was an invasion of the federal budget, and no occupying force in history has ever been this efficient. George W. Bush's war in the Mesopotamian desert was an experiment of sorts, a crude first take at his vision of a fully privatized American government. In Iraq the lines between essential government services and for-profit enterprises have been blurred to the point of absurdity -- to the point where wounded soldiers have to pay retail prices for fresh underwear, where modern-day chattel are imported from the Third World at slave wages to peel the potatoes we once assigned to grunts in KP, where private companies are guaranteed huge profits no matter how badly they fuck things up.

    And just maybe, reviewing this appalling history of invoicing orgies and million-dollar boondoggles, it's not so far-fetched to think that this is the way someone up there would like things run all over -- not just in Iraq but in Iowa, too, with the state police working for Corrections Corporation of America, and DHL with the contract to deliver every Christmas card. And why not? What the Bush administration has created in Iraq is a sort of paradise of perverted capitalism, where revenues are forcibly extracted from the customer by the state, and obscene profits are handed out not by the market but by an unaccountable government bureauc­racy. This is the triumphant culmination of two centuries of flawed white-people thinking, a preposterous mix of authoritarian socialism and laissez-faire profit­eering, with all the worst aspects of both ideologies rolled up into one pointless, supremely idiotic military adventure -- American men and women dying by the thousands, so that Karl Marx and Adam Smith can blow each other in a Middle Eastern glory hole.

     
     
    16 January

    Why am I not surprised?

     
    Hello everyone!
     
    Well, as you know I have been away for a while but I am back now. There have been a ton of things that have happened but am not going to talk about that yet. Instead this entry will be about the weird celebrities and what they have been doing lately.
     
    First up of course is the saga of Britney and Cletus ~
     
    She has lost her kids along with her mind with all her stupid things that she has done. For the few who may not have heard, the latest is that she is now running with a member of the paparizzi who is now a "boy toy" of the moment. What she doesn't know or care is that he will be selling pictures and stories very soon. Did you hear about the trip to the clothing store and the flash? Britney Spears stunned sales staff at a Betsey Johnson store in Sherman Oaks, California on Sunday when she stepped out of a fitting room completely naked.

    A day before Spears' bizarre antics outside a Los Angeles courthouse cost her visitation rights to her young son for a month, the singer was stripping in front of shoppers.

    Spears and her paparazzi boyfriend Adnan Ghalib caused a stir at the upmarket store upon their arrival, and as trendy shoppers watched, Spears grabbed a Betsey Johnson dress and took it to a fitting room.

    But when she re-appeared, she wasn't wearing the dress or what she had on when she entered the store.

    Cletus said that he will be selling his side of the story between them for 10 million dollars ~ the guy has class right? The kids should be taken away from both of them and placed with a married couple who can love them for them and not the dollar signs (like Larry Birkhead)

     

    Just out today is the story about Eddie Murphy who decided not to stay with the latest wife to be ~

     

    Just two weeks after their wedding, Eddie Murphy and Tracey Edmonds have split, Access Hollywood has learned.

    Though their ceremony happened two weeks ago, the couple's marriage only  lasted three days, a source told Access.

    Their relationship ended on January 4, 2008, in Bora Bora.

    Days earlier the couple were married in a spiritual ceremony on the island. They planned on having a legally binding ceremony upon returning to the U.S. However, since that ceremony never took place, the couple was never officially married to begin with.

    Remember the cute kid from the movie "The Client?"

     

    Brad Renfro was a street-smart Tennessee schoolboy plucked from obscurity in 1993 to play the title role in "The Client."

    The film's success brought him instant stardom, but struggles with drugs and alcohol dogged his career. On Tuesday, he was found dead in his home. He was 25.

     

    One more about Britney ~

     

    Now this one is way out there, I found a site that is betting on when she will die. But the way she is living her bizzare life, it could happen soon enough. She needs some serious help in a locked facility for at least a year if you ask me. Here's the link to the story ~

     

    Well, that's it for this entry. Please let me know what you think okay, don't lurk!